To the kid who almost hit me head-on today in Palatine on Winston Dr. near Palatine Rd.:
If you're going to text behind the wheel and veer into oncoming traffic, at least have the decency to do it in your own crappy beater car instead of your dad's TJ.
By the looks of it as it bore down on me, your dad put a lot of work into it. If the impact didn't kill you, Daddy probably would.