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Old 06-15-2010, 02:20 PM   #1
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A question that only a newbe would ask.

What is Hummer hunting, and how is it done?

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Old 06-15-2010, 02:26 PM   #2
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The "kill" can be accomplished by taking a picture of a Hummer (any shape size or color) through the window of your Jeep, or of your Jeep with the Hummer..

This is considered a kill. Stalking pictures from afar are also welcome.. be careful out there.

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Old 06-15-2010, 02:26 PM   #3
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you have to take a shotgun and shoot holes in every hummer you see..ha jk..pretty much you just pull your jeep up close to a hummer and take a picture..post for fun
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You jump on the roofs of them while moving, while yelling "I'm going to kill you!"

+5 points for every Hummer

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Old 06-15-2010, 02:40 PM   #5
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youve got to stop next to one at a red light, get out of your jeep, pull them outta their soccer mom hummer and spray paint jeeps rock on they hummer
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Do we provide a hunting exclusion for Hummers that actually have mud on then? That should account for at least 1% of the population.
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Old 06-15-2010, 03:55 PM   #7
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hahaha, I got a visual of some guy doing the things listed on this thread, and I have to say its the funniest thing I've seen all day.
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Old 06-15-2010, 04:02 PM   #8
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And here I thought Hummer hunting was dangling your worm at a club...
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Old 06-15-2010, 09:40 PM   #9
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If you are just starting out hummer hunting, make up a sign that says "Follow Me To the Nordstrom Half Price Sale" and attach it to the back of your jeep. Cruise slowly through the mall parking lot on a Saturday afternoon. Soon you will have a line of hummers behind you. Use your imagination as to where to take them...






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Old 06-15-2010, 10:05 PM   #10
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http://www.wranglerforum.com/f19/hum...ing-52332.html

This now lengthy thread should explain it.
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Do we provide a hunting exclusion for Hummers that actually have mud on then? That should account for at least 1% of the population.
I dont think i have ever seen a hummer with any real mud on it... maybe just some that had splashed up in a rain storm that they got caught in and now they are going to the car wash... i really dont think i ever have though
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Old 06-16-2010, 11:18 AM   #12
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I have not seen any mud holes in mall parking lots.
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Old 06-16-2010, 04:31 PM   #13
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worm and club? wow...I snorted my pop thanks
and not all soccer moms have hummers, some of us do have jeeps dangit
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worm and club? wow...I snorted my pop thanks
and not all soccer moms have hummers, some of us do have jeeps dangit
Only the "bad ass" soccer moms have jeeps.... and considering you took a nail in the leg.... you are BAD ASS!!!
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I dont think i have ever seen a hummer with any real mud on it... maybe just some that had splashed up in a rain storm that they got caught in and now they are going to the car wash... i really dont think i ever have though
Not at all common, i agree - except in my garage. I live in fear of being cited for illegal exporting mass quantities of Tennessee to Georgia.
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I've seen plenty of hummers with mud on them, I've seen a guy take his H2 to the Badlands in Attica IN, smashed in the rear passenger side door on a tree, went through the sane dunes, pretty fun watching him, and he didn't care he damaged it. Some people have more money then brains.
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If you are just starting out hummer hunting, make up a sign that says "Follow Me To the Nordstrom Half Price Sale" and attach it to the back of your jeep. Cruise slowly through the mall parking lot on a Saturday afternoon. Soon you will have a line of hummers behind you. Use your imagination as to where to take them...

Or just take like from Viva' La Bam and drive them off the cliff at a rock quarry!.
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Or just take like from Viva' La Bam and drive them off the cliff at a rock quarry!.
loved that episode! nothing is better than watching people end the lives of disgusting hummers in new and exciting ways!
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Only the "bad ass" soccer moms have jeeps.... and considering you took a nail in the leg.... you are BAD ASS!!!
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If you are just starting out hummer hunting, make up a sign that says "Follow Me To the Nordstrom Half Price Sale" and attach it to the back of your jeep. Cruise slowly through the mall parking lot on a Saturday afternoon. Soon you will have a line of hummers behind you. Use your imagination as to where to take them...






I thought baiting was against the rules?

NOW ya tell me! Geesh!

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