Yippee! I finally got my patent on this, so I can now share it with everyone. This is my automated Jeep Hand Waving Device.
As you might imagine there are a lot of Jeeps here in Colorado, and waving at them is not only time consuming, but potentially dangerous on mountain roads. The solution is this device. It uses a camera and image-recognition technology to identify not only TJs and CJs, but a variety of other Jeeps as well. It's all built into the software.
But here's the cool part. You can set the Wave through a series of "enthusiasm levels." It all depends on your personal level. The graphic below shows the factory presets.
Available at finer retailers near you soon!