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Old 08-26-2013, 05:13 PM   #1
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Aw Horse Crap!!!.. no really!

OK,
I was on my way home this evening and took a back road as I often do. Its a winding country road through Amish country, beautiful scenery and today was a good day for it with the top off.

Running the speed limit on this (barely) 2 lane road of 45 and there it was!!! Right in the curve... a giant steaming pile of horse shit! Hit it and it was so deep I actually lost traction on driver front tire! Slid a bit, was never in danger but enough of a slide to get my attention.

No point here.... just thought it was funny.

True story, no shit! Err.. well a little!

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Old 08-26-2013, 06:07 PM   #2
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I know your pain, though not from the Amish. From folks with more money than sense. When my brother and I were little fellers racing on 4wheelers through cow paddocks, we thought there should be a video game - dodge the cow patties. Now I suppose you could make an app for that on roads with Jeeps. Lmao.

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Old 08-27-2013, 07:27 AM   #3
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lol. We were up in Ohio recently and cruised around Amish country one day... came home with some horse plop stuck to my door handle
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Old 08-27-2013, 09:08 AM   #4
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A few of the roads here in Nevada have horse and donkey poop on them due to the wild ones. They like to leave their droppings on the road for some reason (maybe the bushes tickle their butts when they lift their tails). The animals themselves are more of a problem than the poop. They tend to walk across the road in front of you when you're closer than you'd like to be.
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Old 08-27-2013, 02:19 PM   #5
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Sounds like a bunch of BS to me!
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Old 08-27-2013, 02:27 PM   #6
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Sounds like a bunch of BS to me!
Not BS... HS!!
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Old 09-01-2013, 03:50 PM   #7
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As kids on my grandpas farm, you could often find my sister stepping in fresh cow patties. Ewww

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