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Old 01-15-2012, 12:01 AM   #1
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Bad soccer mom, Bad!

haha, this is terrible, Poor Jeep.
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Old 01-15-2012, 12:04 AM   #2
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That Focus looks like a rock to me !!!

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Old 01-15-2012, 12:07 AM   #3
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good mom thats the way you park a jeep go mom go
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Old 01-15-2012, 12:24 AM   #5
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Old 01-15-2012, 12:36 AM   #6
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i park my car that way all the time(:
just kidding
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Old 01-15-2012, 12:38 AM   #7
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It's a Rubi. It's locked front and rear..........should of just kept going!
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Old 01-15-2012, 01:52 AM   #8
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Perhaps the snow just melted out from underneath it while she was shopping?????
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Old 01-15-2012, 02:11 AM   #9
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Old 01-15-2012, 02:16 AM   #10
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Old 01-15-2012, 06:18 AM   #11
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Checking out her sexy flexy...
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Old 01-15-2012, 07:13 AM   #12
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I say that's a 10 on parking
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Old 01-15-2012, 07:17 AM   #13
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Can't say that JK's never been off road.
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Old 01-15-2012, 07:23 AM   #14
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I have told people "I can park there anyways" But I have never really done it lol
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Old 01-15-2012, 07:29 AM   #15
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i park my car that way all the time(:
just kidding

With a jeep on top? what an odd way to park.
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Old 01-15-2012, 07:42 AM   #16
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haha, this is terrible, Poor Jeep.
Have you seen the "soccer mom" that drives a jkur on a 4 inch long arm with a warn on the front running around Decatur? I'd like to see you smack talk her seriously it's a frickin sweet rig. Runs tube doors and a cres net all summer
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Old 01-15-2012, 09:00 AM   #17
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Everything looks normal to me. What's the problem?
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Old 01-15-2012, 09:03 AM   #18
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[QUOTE=BigManAndy;1922916]Everything looks normal to me. What's the problem?[/QUOTE]
Duh, he/she left the door open while shopping.
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Old 01-15-2012, 09:26 AM   #19
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And let that be a lesson to other little peice-a-crap white sedans, You don't mess with a Wrangler girl's parking spot when she's trying to get to the malls Victoria's Secret panty sale.
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Old 01-15-2012, 10:42 AM   #20
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Old 01-15-2012, 11:44 AM   #21
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Duh, he/she left the door open while shopping.
Nah, she's just starting to take the top off.
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Old 01-15-2012, 11:50 AM   #22
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Teach that focus to park in her spot. Rawr!
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Old 01-15-2012, 01:10 PM   #23
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That is what happens when you snipe a spot from a jeep
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Old 01-15-2012, 01:17 PM   #24
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I would like know what exactly happened ha
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Old 01-15-2012, 01:35 PM   #25
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I would like know what exactly happened ha
Prob running late and needed to stop and pick up some milk. Needed to look pretty and forgot her lipstick. Will applying looked on the dash. Was curious to find out what "swaybar" and the locker button was. Pressed with no change just some blinking lights in front of her. While reaching for her cell phone somebody abruptly stopped in from of her. Instead of breaking she hit the gas, swerved to not hit that car in front of her-up over the curve and onto Focus.
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Prob running late and needed to stop and pick up some milk. Needed to look pretty and forgot her lipstick. Will applying looked on the dash. Was curious to find out what "swaybar" and the locker button was. Pressed with no change just some blinking lights in front of her. While reaching for her cell phone somebody abruptly stopped in from of her. Instead of breaking she hit the gas, swerved to not hit that car in front of her-up over the curve and onto Focus.
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Old 01-15-2012, 03:05 PM   #27
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Old 01-15-2012, 03:18 PM   #29
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Haha knock the JK all you want but Id take a bet that theres not a damned thing wrong with the jeep. If it was mine Id have to ask the cops to spot me while I backed up so that way the wrecker bill would be cheaper. We all know they probly wouldnt go for it but it would be worth a shot.
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Old 01-15-2012, 04:34 PM   #30
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Haha knock the JK all you want but Id take a bet that theres not a damned thing wrong with the jeep. If it was mine Id have to ask the cops to spot me while I backed up so that way the wrecker bill would be cheaper. We all know they probly wouldnt go for it but it would be worth a shot.
Depends on the cop, I would let you if you didn't damage the other car a ton more in the process. Heck your insurance is paying for the other car anyway

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