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Old 10-17-2013, 10:08 PM   #1
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Best Craigslist Ad I've Ever Seen

This may be posted elsewhere and it's not a Wrangler (Cherokee), but I thought all real Jeep owners would appreciate it.

http://enid.craigslist.org/cto/41192...html%3C/div%3E
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Old 10-17-2013, 10:21 PM   #2
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Holy shit! Too funny right on!

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Old 10-17-2013, 10:39 PM   #3
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Saw this on reddit the other day. It's hilarious!
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Old 10-17-2013, 10:49 PM   #4
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Hilarious
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Old 10-20-2013, 12:01 PM   #5
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This guy is my hero. Saving this webpage.
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Old 10-20-2013, 02:05 PM   #6
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That is the way you have to deal with some of the idiots on Craigslist.
He did a great job on that one.
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Old 10-21-2013, 12:08 PM   #7
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Kudos!
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Old 10-21-2013, 02:05 PM   #9
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This vehicle is not for you

This was an add for a Cherokee on craigslist I saw a post about on The Consumerist.com site. I had to share as it's pretty hilarious and thought some folks on here would get a kick out of it.

This Is How You Sell A Used Jeep On Craigslist

The resulting Craigslist ad is a thing of beauty, almost as beautiful as a Jeep. Just in case someone clicked on the link but was not a worthy Jeep owner, the seller provides this handy screening test:

If you do not own a toolbox, have never changed your own oil, and are scared of firearms: THIS VEHICLE IS NOT FOR YOU.
If you have been posting on facebook all about how excited you are for pumpkin latte season: THIS VEHICLE IS NOT FOR YOU.
If you get offended easy and often, whine to your co-workers, and bitch a lot: THIS VEHICLE IS NOT FOR YOU.
If you feel you are owed anything in the world & have a bullshit job where you fail to produce: THIS VEHICLE IS NOT FOR YOU.
If you own a bieber album, white oakleys, affliction t-shirts, or those candy-assed stitched-pocket jeans: THIS VEHICLE IS NOT FOR YOU.
If you consider the 2nd Amendment an anachronistic relic and have never owned a firearm: THIS VEHICLE IS NOT FOR YOU.

Well, okay, Jeep Seller, but who SHOULD consider buying this fantastic vehicle? Glad you asked.

If, however, you have BALLS OF STEEL and consider adverse weather an excuse to do stupid shit: THIS IS YOUR JEEP.
Do you laugh at danger, and tempt fate?
Have you ever uttered the words, “Hold my beer and watch this …”?
While bored at work do you pick targets at random and think, “I could hit that from here with the .22 …”?
Have any of your friends quit hanging out because you were too much fun?
Do you have the number of a friend with cash memorized for bail?
When you pass an abandoned flatbed farm truck along a fenceline do you consider taking on another project?
Is your ol’ lady really sick of the random piles of parts, greasy footprints, and empty beer bottles in the garage? Could you not care less?
Do you have Jalopnik saved on your laptop AND smartphone?
Do you own a service manual for every vehicle you ever owned?
Do you still miss your first ride?
Can you carry on a two hour conversation discussing tools, scars, and hi-lift jacks?
Remember when tool companies had the balls to put half-naked beauty queens on their calendars?
Do you consider the Prius an abominable affront to the Gods of displacement, torque, and All Mighty Internal Combustion? THIS IS YOUR JEEP
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Old 10-21-2013, 02:16 PM   #11
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This was an add for a Cherokee on craigslist I saw a post about on The Consumerist.com site. I had to share as it's pretty hilarious and thought some folks on here would get a kick out of it.

This Is How You Sell A Used Jeep On Craigslist

The resulting Craigslist ad is a thing of beauty, almost as beautiful as a Jeep. Just in case someone clicked on the link but was not a worthy Jeep owner, the seller provides this handy screening test:

If you do not own a toolbox, have never changed your own oil, and are scared of firearms: THIS VEHICLE IS NOT FOR YOU.
If you have been posting on facebook all about how excited you are for pumpkin latte season: THIS VEHICLE IS NOT FOR YOU.
If you get offended easy and often, whine to your co-workers, and bitch a lot: THIS VEHICLE IS NOT FOR YOU.
If you feel you are owed anything in the world & have a bullshit job where you fail to produce: THIS VEHICLE IS NOT FOR YOU.
If you own a bieber album, white oakleys, affliction t-shirts, or those candy-assed stitched-pocket jeans: THIS VEHICLE IS NOT FOR YOU.
If you consider the 2nd Amendment an anachronistic relic and have never owned a firearm: THIS VEHICLE IS NOT FOR YOU.

Well, okay, Jeep Seller, but who SHOULD consider buying this fantastic vehicle? Glad you asked.

If, however, you have BALLS OF STEEL and consider adverse weather an excuse to do stupid shit: THIS IS YOUR JEEP.
Do you laugh at danger, and tempt fate?
Have you ever uttered the words, “Hold my beer and watch this …”?
While bored at work do you pick targets at random and think, “I could hit that from here with the .22 …”?
Have any of your friends quit hanging out because you were too much fun?
Do you have the number of a friend with cash memorized for bail?
When you pass an abandoned flatbed farm truck along a fenceline do you consider taking on another project?
Is your ol’ lady really sick of the random piles of parts, greasy footprints, and empty beer bottles in the garage? Could you not care less?
Do you have Jalopnik saved on your laptop AND smartphone?
Do you own a service manual for every vehicle you ever owned?
Do you still miss your first ride?
Can you carry on a two hour conversation discussing tools, scars, and hi-lift jacks?
Remember when tool companies had the balls to put half-naked beauty queens on their calendars?
Do you consider the Prius an abominable affront to the Gods of displacement, torque, and All Mighty Internal Combustion? THIS IS YOUR JEEP
Lmao. Putting this on my fridge for wife to see. Hopefully this will help me out with wanting upgrades. "Honey, I am Man. Not some pussy Prius owner. Being Man requires parts and work. Now let's get in the Jeep and get a Pumpkin latte; I've waited all year for this season to come!"
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Old 10-22-2013, 01:28 PM   #12
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lmao that is perfect.

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