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Old 06-05-2012, 09:12 PM   #91
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So funny story to share...to show how FAR I have come in the world of cars.

I got my first car when I was 18. 1983 Buick Shyhawk for $500. I get her home and my male roommate helps me by looking her over. Discovers the blinker on the driver side isn't working.

Me: How do i fix that?
MR: Pop the hood and let me take a look. (pop the hood) Ah, here is the problem. You are out of blinker fluid.
Me: where do i get blinker fluid?
MR: Big Wheel Rossi, tell them the year, make and model of your car and they should be able to show you the correct fluid for your car.
Me: ok.

Few weeks later, I'm heading to party and I get pulled over, my first time getting pulled over. I'm scare. I was raised to have a very healthy respect to police officers.

Cop: do you know why I pulled you over
Me: no sir.
Cop: your blinker is broken
Me: (nervous and talking super fast) I know, I just got this car a few weeks ago. I haven't had time to get blinker fluid. I work and go to school full time and I just haven't had the time to take care of it.
Cop: what?
Me: (blank stare at the cop..talking slower) I...I haven't had the time to get to the store to pick up the blinker fluid. I'm super sorry.
Cop: (staring at me) who told you about blinker fluid?
Me: my roommate. he looked under the hood and discovered that i was out.
Cop: (silent)
Me: (about to pee myself because I am thinking I'm going to jail)
Cop: (after a long while and what looks like he is trying to hold his temper) There is no such thing as blinker fluid. You need a new bulb. Just get it fixed.

1) was super happy i wasn't going to jail
2) was 50 shades of red from believing my dick of a roommate
3) the cop wasn't mad, he was trying to not laugh at my face once he discovered i was serious and not pulling his leg

So I have come a LONG way baby.
I andy pee'd my pants

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Old 06-05-2012, 10:08 PM   #92
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Indian-American immigrant reporting for duty here. My GF is Vietnamese...last was Thai, and Korean before her. I have a thing for Asian women, evidently. However, I do like Jeeps too, evidently.

I am also the only Indian mountain biker I know...and the only Indian with a CCW that I know. I also used to own a bass boat (a Skeeter) at one time and loved fishing. I keep some of these things pretty quiet in Liberal circles.

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Old 06-05-2012, 10:12 PM   #93
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Really? I don't believe you! We need picture proof! LOL. That's like discovering an Asian woman with big NATURAL boobs!
I dated one that had big boobs.
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Indian-American immigrant reporting for duty here. My GF is Vietnamese...last was Thai, and Korean before her. I have a thing for Asian women, evidently. However, I do like Jeeps too, evidently.

I am also the only Indian mountain biker I know...and the only Indian with a CCW that I know. I also used to own a bass boat (a Skeeter) at one time and loved fishing. I keep some of these things pretty quiet in Liberal circles.
Nice haha! I got a thing for Asian women as well.
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Old 06-05-2012, 10:14 PM   #95
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Indian-American immigrant reporting for duty here. My GF is Vietnamese...last was Thai, and Korean before her. I have a thing for Asian women, evidently. However, I do like Jeeps too, evidently.

I am also the only Indian mountain biker I know...and the only Indian with a CCW that I know. I also used to own a bass boat (a Skeeter) at one time and loved fishing. I keep some of these things pretty quiet in Liberal circles.
why do you like asian women?
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Old 06-05-2012, 10:35 PM   #96
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May be a cultural thing- I am intrigued by and like Asian cultures. I also think Asian women are very physically attractive.

I have been this way well BEFORE I saw Lucy Liu so it is legit.
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LOL. Yes because Lucy Liu speaks for all Asian women. Without her the asian women would still be in the shadows.

I ask because...when I was bigger, a girlfriend of mine asked me to go to a BBW dance. and a normal size guy asked me to dance. I asked him why he liked bigger women. he gave me the usual speech. they are beautiful, they are kind..blah blah blah. so i asked him what the real reason was...and he looked at me...paused...sighed..then answered me honestly.

"I like bigger girls because they smell like hamburgers"

I laughed so hard! I couldn't be mad or offended. He was being honest.

So do tell, what is your real reason?
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It's the face- I love their Asian features...especially the eyes. Mentally- I find Asian women interesting- may be an immigrant thing their parents went through. Can't really analyze it beyond that without a really good Shrink. I stay away from Shrinks and medication, though I have a weakness for an occasional 1968 Glenfarclas Scotch.
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LOL. Yes because Lucy Liu speaks for all Asian women. Without her the asian women would still be in the shadows.

I ask because...when I was bigger, a girlfriend of mine asked me to go to a BBW dance. and a normal size guy asked me to dance. I asked him why he liked bigger women. he gave me the usual speech. they are beautiful, they are kind..blah blah blah. so i asked him what the real reason was...and he looked at me...paused...sighed..then answered me honestly.

"I like bigger girls because they smell like hamburgers"

I laughed so hard! I couldn't be mad or offended. He was being honest.

So do tell, what is your real reason?
"I like bigger girls because they smell like hamburgers"
I've never heard that one before.
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"Big women, I like the size, big women flabby thighs.
Big women, big women, big women .. they fill my eyes.

Oooh a a ah !

Here they come, walking down the street, big and bouncy look so neat.
I like them best between the sheets, big women give me a treat.

Skinny wenches will not do, I need a big one to see me through.
I've gotta get some meat to see me through the night,
in the morning I feel alright."
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Old 06-06-2012, 10:09 AM   #102
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"I like bigger girls because they smell like hamburgers"
I feel like I need to go around and smell some bigger girls now. I have never noticed this!
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Old 06-06-2012, 11:58 AM   #103
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my chick is 300+ Ive never noticed the hamburger smell. thats funny.
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um to get back on track,
I'm Black and drive a two door wrangler, I enjoy shooting and fishing and while i'm not the best in the world i do my share of parkinglot wrenching (but i won't touch electrical) i've done some off roading but being in NOVA makes it hard to get to trails when I want. so there stereotype broken. I like long walks on the beach and the sound of a baby's laugh.... oops my bad, got this confused with a dating sight lol.
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um to get back on track,
I'm Black and drive a two door wrangler, I enjoy shooting and fishing and while i'm not the best in the world i do my share of parkinglot wrenching (but i won't touch electrical) i've done some off roading but being in NOVA makes it hard to get to trails when I want. so there stereotype broken. I like long walks on the beach and the sound of a baby's laugh.... oops my bad, got this confused with a dating sight lol.
Great so you are the token black guy and I'm the token asian...
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I feel like I need to go around and smell some bigger girls now. I have never noticed this!
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my chick is 300+ Ive never noticed the hamburger smell. thats funny.
Dammit, now I don't know if I'm horny or just hungry.
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It does seem that certain vehicles are preferred by certain groups. Several cars are considered "feminine" and others seem to be preferred by certain races. If you look at an older (02 to 07) Liberty, it will most likely be driven by a white female. A Nissan Maxima or a Isuzu Rodeo will seem to most often be driven by a black person. Certain vehicles also appeal to certain age groups as well.
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Great so you are the token black guy and I'm the token asian...
This has to be the truth. I've never seen either one of y'all driving a Wrangler.
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It does seem that certain vehicles are preferred by certain groups. Several cars are considered "feminine" and others seem to be preferred by certain races. If you look at an older (02 to 07) Liberty, it will most likely be driven by a white female. A Nissan Maxima or a Isuzu Rodeo will seem to most often be driven buy a black person. Certain vehicles also appeal to certain age groups as well.
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I live in a part of the country where Hispanics are the majority. Quite a few Hispanics out here drive Jeeps. One of my neighbors/friends is Hispanic, and he has a CJ-6 I'm jealous of, and I just can't quite get him to sell it to me!
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I live in a part of the country where Hispanics are the majority. Quite a few Hispanics out here drive Jeeps. One of my neighbors/friends is Hispanic, and he has a CJ-6 I'm jealous of, and I just can't quite get him to sell it to me!
Tell him if he doesn't sell it to you that you will call immigration...LMFAO!
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KlKB, you may have seen me, I'm through the Gainsville area quit a bit, and I always wave when I see another jeep. and I've seen a few other asian ladies driving around in the 4 door, they dont wave (note I am not turning this into another wave thread, even though i have mentioned it twice) but I don't think alot of the owners (in my area) are on the forums.
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4, maybe 5...

Jeeps as a vehicle are under-equipped and have ridiculously poor handling by modern standards, and are WAY overpriced for their size and comfort range. They are built for and marketed to a very specific group of people, and the attributes in that group of people are predominately caucasian male attributes.
Same could be said about Harley's
Yes ... I be one of them
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Here in So Cal we have all kinds of people driving Jeeps, on the road and off the road.
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KlKB, you may have seen me, I'm through the Gainsville area quit a bit, and I always wave when I see another jeep. and I've seen a few other asian ladies driving around in the 4 door, they dont wave (note I am not turning this into another wave thread, even though i have mentioned it twice) but I don't think alot of the owners (in my area) are on the forums.
Look for me - I'm more around Haymarket, but it's a black JKU with fuzzy dice over the mirror. A gift from my son! What's yours?
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I'm in Virginia Beach driving a Wrangler around everyday. Top down as much as possible. My brother drives a CJ7. Yes, I'm Asian descent. 100% American serving and in the Army. My work vehicle is an up armor humvee.
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I'm in Virginia Beach driving a Wrangler around everyday. Top down as much as possible. My brother drives a CJ7. Yes, I'm Asian descent. 100% American serving and in the Army. My work vehicle is an up armor humvee.
OMG! Another ASIAN! <hugsssss>
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Look for me - I'm more around Haymarket, but it's a black JKU with fuzzy dice over the mirror. A gift from my son! What's yours?
ah Haymarket, I'm not nomrally that far out, only when i'm either headed to the Cove or to other points out west. I'm a red JK sport with buskwacker coner gaurds, rubi rock rails, big ol 7' spoters on the windshield, and a mopar light bar on the front. and itty bitty near stock sized tires on her. I'll keep an eye out for ya on my next trip out.
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ah Haymarket, I'm not nomrally that far out, only when i'm either headed to the Cove or to other points out west. I'm a red JK sport with buskwacker coner gaurds, rubi rock rails, big ol 7' spoters on the windshield, and a mopar light bar on the front. and itty bitty near stock sized tires on her. I'll keep an eye out for ya on my next trip out.
Ummm... Pics, please!

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