I bought some transparent underwear once. I was telling my friend about them and he didn't believe me. So I took my pants off. He said at first I thought you were crazy. But now I can see your nuts!
It ain't easy being cheesy:
Sometimes I make decisions like famous people.
George Armstrong Custer "lets go over that hill, I think those are friendly indians!"
Titanic's Captain Smith "What icebergs? Full speed ahead!"