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Old 01-30-2012, 06:28 PM   #1
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Jeep Haiku's?

How to Write a Haiku Poem: 6 steps - wikiHow
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The Japanese haiku and the English language haiku have several critical differences. In Japanese the haiku is composed of 17 sound units divided into three parts - one with 5 units, one with 7 units and another with 5 units........
More at the link.

These are only Haiku's if I only use the 5/7/5 criteria. I was just fooling around while driving and this is what I came up with

Please add to these so I am not the only one being silly!
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Old 01-30-2012, 06:36 PM   #2
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big honkin mudhole...
I'm positive I'll make it...
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my 15 second submission.
Awesome idea

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Old 01-30-2012, 06:41 PM   #3
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big honkin mudhole...
I'm positive i'll make it...
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My 15 second submission.
Awesome idea
awesome!!!
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Dude, I think you need to work on the whole haiku concept...
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Dude, I think you need to work on the whole haiku concept...
My license plate broke
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Bored?
Usually.
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Haiku sometimes make
No sense at all
Refrigerator.
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This one says it all:

Jeep jeep jeep jeep jeep,
Jeep jeep jeep jeep jeep jeep jeep,
Jeep jeep jeep jeep jeep,
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