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Old 03-01-2011, 08:26 PM
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jeeps in heaven

John Smith dies and at the gates to heaven St Peter asks him how faithful he has been to his wife. John admits that he has had dirty thoughs about other women and that one time he fooled around but regreted it.

St Peter tells him that he has made mistakes but he understands that he has tried to live a good life with his wife. He is given the keys to a modestly modded TJ in average condition.

John drives into heaven and spots his old friend driving a rusted out 4cyl yj with the doors welded on and the roof bolted in place so he questions his friend as to why he has such a horrible jeep. The friend says I was a bad partner and messed around almost every chance I got.

John feeling good about his ride continues on....

He runs into another old friend driving a highly modded rubi with all the bells and whistles in perfect condition. After discovering that this friend has always been faithful to his wife and never even so much as looked at another woman John starts to feel a bit jealous......
He asks "thats great you must be so happy with the choices you have made."

The friend says................

"well I was until I saw my wife..... SKANK B!+CH was driving a hummer!"
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That's awesome. Lol

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