So, I’m at the BP putting yet another tank of gas in the Jeep (I swear this is the thirstiest 4 cylinder I’ve ever driven) when this Dodge Durango, with way to many layers of wrong duct taped to it, pulls up to the pump next to me. The driver gets out to pump gas and his girlfriend heads into the store, when she gets back she looks over and points at my Jeep, that has the top down and the doors off, and says “when you said you were getting a four-wheel-drive I thought you were getting something like that. Why didn’t you get something like that? “I just smiled and kept filling my tank. His reply, “I wanted a real four-by-four”, then he looks inside my Jeep and says “besides, you know I can’t drive a stick.” At that point I had to turn my back to them and laugh.