"Silly" things people have said about your Jeep. - Page 10 - Jeep Wrangler Forum
Jeep Wrangler Forum

Go Back   Jeep Wrangler Forum > General Jeep Discussions > General Jeep Discussion

Join Wrangler Forum Today


Reply
 
Thread Tools

Please support our sponsors and let them know you heard about them on WranglerForum.com
Old 03-19-2013, 10:18 AM   #271
Jeeper
 
Keiff's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2012
Location: Houston, TX (Clear Lake)
Posts: 242
Quote:
Originally Posted by Numbercruncher View Post
At the bear minimum I would have pepper sprayed her.
Had pepper spray been involved, it would have made this clip infinitely more amusing... Could have yelled to her, as she was drooling and screaming, that it's organic Capsaicin.

Keiff is offline   Quote Quick Reply
Old 03-19-2013, 10:37 AM   #272
Jeeper
 
MikeAJ87's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2012
Location: Bel Air, MD
Posts: 80
"Wash your car"


Sir... I don't drive a "car".

MikeAJ87 is offline   Quote Quick Reply
Old 03-19-2013, 01:27 PM   #273
Jeeper
 
swamphunter's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 57
Quote:
Originally Posted by MikeAJ87 View Post
"Wash your car"

Sir... I don't drive a "car".
You could respond "I believe in the conservation of water but will make sure to wash it off in the next river I drive through"
swamphunter is offline   Quote Quick Reply
Old 03-19-2013, 04:32 PM   #274
Jeeper
 
Join Date: Jun 2012
Posts: 75
Today at work:

Coworker:
"That's not a very good family car."

Me:
"True. But it is a good family Jeep. It has four doors, doesn't it?"
Olysouthpaw24 is offline   Quote Quick Reply
Old 03-19-2013, 05:02 PM   #275
Jeeper
 
johnbo's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2013
Location: Vero Beach, FL
Posts: 66
guy at work... "What is that? a Jeep?" I say "yes, its a Wrangler", other guy says, "oh, I didn't know they still made those"
johnbo is offline   Quote Quick Reply
Old 03-19-2013, 05:06 PM   #276
Jeeper
 
MCDavis's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: NC
Posts: 2,359
I guess these potholes in the parking lot don't bother you since your Jeep is made for them.
__________________
Yes, I have a Jeep.
MCDavis is offline   Quote Quick Reply
Old 03-19-2013, 05:18 PM   #277
Supporting Member

WF Supporting Member
 
Peter T's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: Hamilton Ontario Canada
Posts: 666
Parking garage in Myrtle Beach. Another jeep pulled In beside me. Told my wife to wait so we wouldn't bang doors when she opened hers. Guy says go ahead I wouldn't want to mark up your pretty jeep. I gave him the wave with just one finger.
Peter T is online now   Quote Quick Reply
Old 03-19-2013, 05:26 PM   #278
Jeeper
 
Espada's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: Woodbridge, VA
Posts: 322
Quote:
Originally Posted by johnbo View Post
guy at work... "What is that? a Jeep?" I say "yes, its a Wrangler", other guy says, "oh, I didn't know they still made those"
Please tell me you were outside of America when you asked that question!
__________________
JKR10A - 2ARM

Do I believe in an almighty? Of course I do! What can be more almighty than believing in myself?
Espada is offline   Quote Quick Reply
Old 03-19-2013, 05:29 PM   #279
Jeeper
 
Lbear's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2012
Posts: 597
Quote:
Originally Posted by daedalus View Post
My ex-girlfriend: Why doesn't the vanity mirror have a light?

Me: It's a Jeep, be thankful it even has a vanity mirror.
So true, so true.
__________________
2013 Gecko JK Rubicon, LoD bumper, Warn VR8000-S, Ace Rock Sliders, Goodyear SilentArmors, Drake grill inserts, Prolink, Smart Doors, AntennaX, Welcome grabs, Mopar Slush mats front, QT mats rear and cargo, Midland CB, Mopar locking gas cap, RR fuel door, wallet on life support.

If you don't know where you're going, you'll get there.
Lbear is offline   Quote Quick Reply
Old 03-19-2013, 07:02 PM   #280
Jeeper
 
MangoTangoJK's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2012
Location: Greenville, NC
Posts: 94
Quote:
Originally Posted by 4x4Kevin4x4 View Post
[url=
__________________
2010 JK Sport - Mango Tango
MangoTangoJK is offline   Quote Quick Reply
Old 03-19-2013, 07:36 PM   #281
Jeeper
 
jsudduth's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: Springfield,Il
Posts: 70
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bodyarmorguy View Post
A friend called me about a bumper sticker he saw the other day on a Jeep...

"My Jeep is NOT a SUV. Your SUV is NOT a Jeep. If I want a HUMMER I'll call your girlfriend."
I want the sticker. Lol
jsudduth is offline   Quote Quick Reply
Old 03-19-2013, 07:47 PM   #282
Jeeper
 
JerryJeepster's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2012
Location: Lakewood Ranch
Posts: 1,337
Quote:
Originally Posted by MangoTangoJK View Post



That would have been funny!
Love that video until some jovial Mexicans tried it on me when I was doorless and topless.
JerryJeepster is offline   Quote Quick Reply
Old 03-19-2013, 07:52 PM   #283
Jeeper
 
MangoTangoJK's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2012
Location: Greenville, NC
Posts: 94
yeah that always sucks when you're topless.....
__________________
2010 JK Sport - Mango Tango
MangoTangoJK is offline   Quote Quick Reply
Old 03-19-2013, 07:53 PM   #284
Jeeper
 
JerryJeepster's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2012
Location: Lakewood Ranch
Posts: 1,337
Quote:
Originally Posted by MangoTangoJK View Post
yeah that always sucks when you're topless.....
Bahahaha
JerryJeepster is offline   Quote Quick Reply
Old 03-19-2013, 09:25 PM   #285
Jeeper
 
yjmark's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2011
Posts: 322
you guys gotta stop i laughed my self sick!! this made my night,please keepum going!!
yjmark is offline   Quote Quick Reply
Old 03-19-2013, 09:59 PM   #286
Jeeper
 
JoseRubicon's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2012
Posts: 869
At work this morning, before a meeting got started we started talking about the weather and how we are looking forward to warmer weather and out of nowhere I said "I can't wait to take my top off" the co worker across the table gave me the weirdest look answered "please keep your top on"

I forgot I wasn't talking to jeepers.
JoseRubicon is offline   Quote Quick Reply
Old 03-20-2013, 09:14 AM   #287
Jeeper
 
sparky's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Phila
Posts: 1,902
Quote:
Originally Posted by michiganadam View Post
Many military vehicles have stolen design ideas from jeeps. Mostly bigass trucks. Hell ive seen militsry hmmvs with soft doors.
Aah, you do know that the Jeep was a military vehicle, before being sold commercially.
sparky is offline   Quote Quick Reply
Old 03-20-2013, 09:17 AM   #288
Jeeper
 
Duckquackers's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: Houston
Posts: 1,362
I was told yesterday at my meeting that I couldn't park due to "excessve mud"....
__________________
Truth, Honesty, and Courage means tell the truth do what's right and achieve what needs to be done. Rock to rock puddle to puddle.
Tread Lightly Member
Duckquackers is offline   Quote Quick Reply
Old 03-20-2013, 09:20 AM   #289
Jeeper
 
JerryJeepster's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2012
Location: Lakewood Ranch
Posts: 1,337
Quote:
Originally Posted by Duckquackers View Post
I was told yesterday at my meeting that I couldn't park due to "excessve mud"....
Bahahaha ...now that's a good one. You're like the little kid having to wait at the back door until you wipe your feet.
JerryJeepster is offline   Quote Quick Reply
Old 03-20-2013, 09:22 AM   #290
Jeeper
 
Duckquackers's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: Houston
Posts: 1,362
Jerry it was sad, I sat there with a WTF look then proceeded to another entrance and parked in the grass. I believe I did my part for the enviroment.
__________________
Truth, Honesty, and Courage means tell the truth do what's right and achieve what needs to be done. Rock to rock puddle to puddle.
Tread Lightly Member
Duckquackers is offline   Quote Quick Reply
Old 03-20-2013, 04:37 PM   #291
Jeeper
 
jdyowa's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2012
Location: Winter Haven, but Jacksonville soon
Posts: 569
Quote:
Originally Posted by Duckquackers View Post
I was told yesterday at my meeting that I couldn't park due to "excessve mud"....
Vacation Day
__________________
[/SIGPIC]
Honey Badger don't Care!

0||||||||0
jdyowa is offline   Quote Quick Reply
Old 03-20-2013, 06:58 PM   #292
Jeeper
 
Duckquackers's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: Houston
Posts: 1,362
Jd I just skipped the meeting and went home.
__________________
Truth, Honesty, and Courage means tell the truth do what's right and achieve what needs to be done. Rock to rock puddle to puddle.
Tread Lightly Member
Duckquackers is offline   Quote Quick Reply
Old 03-20-2013, 10:03 PM   #293
Jeeper
 
wolfette's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: Colorado Springs, CO
Posts: 57
Quote:
Originally Posted by Duckquackers View Post
I was told yesterday at my meeting that I couldn't park due to "excessve mud"....
Could we get a pic of their idea of excessive mud? LMAO
wolfette is offline   Quote Quick Reply
Old 03-20-2013, 10:21 PM   #294
Newb
 
LowLandMoab's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2013
Posts: 6
Quote:
Originally Posted by mckron View Post
Made this in honor of this post.
:-)
LowLandMoab is offline   Quote Quick Reply
Old 03-22-2013, 12:29 PM   #295
Jeeper
 
Duckquackers's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: Houston
Posts: 1,362
So my security guard just asked me what MOOOOB is and if I can take it off my car. I told him it is MOAB and it is the proving ground of greatness. Then let know that I paid for it to say MOAB and have the little extras and he was puzzled.
__________________
Truth, Honesty, and Courage means tell the truth do what's right and achieve what needs to be done. Rock to rock puddle to puddle.
Tread Lightly Member
Duckquackers is offline   Quote Quick Reply
Old 03-22-2013, 12:35 PM   #296
Jeeper
 
Join Date: Sep 2011
Posts: 233
Quote:
Originally Posted by Duckquackers View Post
So my security guard just asked me what MOOOOB is and if I can take it off my car. I told him it is MOAB and it is the proving ground of greatness. Then let know that I paid for it to say MOAB and have the little extras and he was puzzled.
Why would a security guard ask you to take anything off your private vehicle, let alone a sticker that says MOAB?
xjrguy is offline   Quote Quick Reply
Old 03-22-2013, 01:11 PM   #297
Jeeper
 
Duckquackers's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: Houston
Posts: 1,362
I guess he couldn't understand what a MOOOOOOB was and why it was there.
__________________
Truth, Honesty, and Courage means tell the truth do what's right and achieve what needs to be done. Rock to rock puddle to puddle.
Tread Lightly Member
Duckquackers is offline   Quote Quick Reply
Old 03-22-2013, 01:14 PM   #298
Jeeper
 
Join Date: Sep 2011
Posts: 233
Maybe he equated it with MOAB = Mother Of All Bombs
xjrguy is offline   Quote Quick Reply
Old 03-22-2013, 01:16 PM   #299
Jeeper
 
Duckquackers's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: Houston
Posts: 1,362
Maybe, this is the sane guy that told me with my lift I should have put twenty fooos on my Jeep.
__________________
Truth, Honesty, and Courage means tell the truth do what's right and achieve what needs to be done. Rock to rock puddle to puddle.
Tread Lightly Member
Duckquackers is offline   Quote Quick Reply
Old 03-22-2013, 01:24 PM   #300
Jeeper
 
Pipper99's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: North Richland Hills, TX
Posts: 136
Quote:
Originally Posted by Duckquackers View Post
I guess he couldn't understand what a MOOOOOOB was and why it was there.
Oh, no! Jeep misspelled the logo on your new MOOB!! I guess that's one more mod you have to do.

Pipper99 is offline   Quote Quick Reply
Reply

Quick Reply
Message:
Options

Register Now

In order to be able to post messages on the Jeep Wrangler Forum forums, you must first register.
Please enter your desired user name, your email address and other required details in the form below.
User Name:
Password
Please enter a password for your user account. Note that passwords are case-sensitive.
Password:
Confirm Password:
Email Address
Please enter a valid email address for yourself.
Email Address:

Log-in

Human Verification

In order to verify that you are a human and not a spam bot, please enter the answer into the following box below based on the instructions contained in the graphic.



Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are Off
Refbacks are Off




» Featured Product

All times are GMT -5. The time now is 08:37 PM.



Jeep®, Wrangler, Liberty, Wagoneer, Cherokee, and Grand Cherokee are copyrighted and trademarked to Chrysler Motors LLC.
Wranglerforum.com is not in any way associated with the Chrysler Motors LLC