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Old 10-19-2013, 11:39 PM   #1231
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While gassing-up my Wrangler, a Toyota Pious driver at the adjacent pump stated, "I'll bet you wish you go the fuel economy that this [Prius] gets." I replied, "No, because I'd have to drive a car like your Pious." To which his wife/spouse/partner/significant-other said, "Oh, you're a real smart @ss." For which I offered, "And, I'd have to be married to THAT," nodding to the shrew. Who the heck says, "fuel economy," in casual conversation, anyway?
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Old 10-20-2013, 12:10 AM   #1232
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While gassing-up my Wrangler, a Toyota Pious driver at the adjacent pump stated, "I'll bet you wish you go the fuel economy that this [Prius] gets." I replied, "No, because I'd have to drive a car like your Pious." To which his wife/spouse/partner/significant-other said, "Oh, you're a real smart @ss." For which I offered, "And, I'd have to be married to THAT," nodding to the shrew.
Who the heck says, "fuel economy," in casual conversation, anyway?
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Old 10-20-2013, 12:25 AM   #1233
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While gassing-up my Wrangler, a Toyota Pious driver at the adjacent pump stated, "I'll bet you wish you go the fuel economy that this [Prius] gets." I replied, "No, because I'd have to drive a car like your Pious." To which his wife/spouse/partner/significant-other said, "Oh, you're a real smart @ss." For which I offered, "And, I'd have to be married to THAT," nodding to the shrew.
Who the heck says, "fuel economy," in casual conversation, anyway?
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Old 10-20-2013, 10:21 AM   #1234
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My daughter (14) asks on the way to Church this morning "is this like a real Jeep that can go offroad or not?"

I guess I need to get it muddy more. But in my defense we just moved to Jacksonville and I aint got no friends to go play with.
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Old 10-20-2013, 03:28 PM   #1235
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Sitting at lunch today, and see this guy at the table next to us look out the window at my Jeep with snorkel and tell the people at the table:

"Look at that Jeep there. It has the muffler up high so you can go through deep water up to the roof"

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Old 10-20-2013, 04:38 PM   #1236
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I was sitting at a light yesterday. Guy in the car next to me asked if the Jeep was a convertible, if the top came down. I have a soft top on the Jeep.
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Old 10-20-2013, 05:09 PM   #1237
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Half way thru my shift in the hospital..
Patient: Hey, what kinda car you drive?
Me: Why do you ask?
Patient: Just curious...
Me: A Jeep..
Patient: Oh really? My daughter has a Jeep!
Me: Oh yeah? A wrangler?
Patient: What's that?
Me: You know, the one that you can take the roof and doors off?
Patient: Oh no, it don't do that.. I think the back door comes off though..
Me: ...ummm..what? 0_o
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Old 10-20-2013, 07:12 PM   #1238
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One of my life long friends bought a Nissan Leaf and was going on about it, I asked him how much he paid, $32k for a car that will only drive 70 miles and then take several hours to charge. Awesome!

Agreed, but I thank my coworkers for buying their high mileage vehicles so they are offsetting my 12-13 mpg. It all evens out that way and everybody's happy.
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Is that 4wd?......

no, it's the 2wd version....
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Old 10-20-2013, 09:35 PM   #1240
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Half way thru my shift in the hospital..
Patient: Hey, what kinda car you drive?
Me: Why do you ask?
Patient: Just curious...
Me: A Jeep..
Patient: Oh really? My daughter has a Jeep!
Me: Oh yeah? A wrangler?
Patient: What's that?
Me: You know, the one that you can take the roof and doors off?
Patient: Oh no, it don't do that.. I think the back door comes off though..
Me: ...ummm..what? 0_o
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Is that 4wd?......

no, it's the 2wd version....
To be fair, Jeep did go through those couple of years when some imbecile decided the Unlimited should be offered in 2wd. One of the biggest automotive gaffes ever.
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Old 10-21-2013, 08:52 AM   #1242
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To be fair, Jeep did go through those couple of years when some imbecile decided the Unlimited should be offered in 2wd. One of the biggest automotive gaffes ever.
Wow, did not know that
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Old 10-21-2013, 09:05 AM   #1243
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My mom calls the soft top a "Jeep hat."
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Old 10-21-2013, 12:52 PM   #1244
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A guy at work asked me the other day if I knew who drove the Jeep in the parking lot with the "leaf appliqués" on it. My Jeep:
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Old 10-21-2013, 02:50 PM   #1245
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A guy at work asked me the other day if I knew who drove the Jeep in the parking lot with the "leaf appliqués" on it. My Jeep:
That's a good lookin jeep!
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[QUOTE= "leaf appliqués" [/QUOTE]

holy cow.....some guy used the word appliques??? wtf
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Old 10-21-2013, 09:16 PM   #1247
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Old 10-21-2013, 10:31 PM   #1248
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A guy at work asked me the other day if I knew who drove the Jeep in the parking lot with the "leaf appliqués" on it. My Jeep:
I like your tonka 'appliqués' too
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Old 10-22-2013, 07:16 PM   #1249
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Yeah, the dude actually said appliqués. I asked him if he felt more manly parking his Honda next to a Jeep. He said it just made him feel inadequate. I'd say that's about right. LOL.
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That's a good lookin jeep!
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Old 10-23-2013, 12:47 AM   #1251
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I deliver pizza in my 98 TJ (I know, big mistake. Gas is a killer, but I cant stand driving my parents' car. lol) and I pulled up to a house with kids playing in the street. I got out and they were looking at me funny, and I just said "Pizza guy." And this girl, maybe 10 goes "So a pizza guy drives a Hummer?" Some kid next to her goes "That's a Jeep, idiot!" My hero.
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"So a pizza guy drives a Hummer?" Some kid next to her goes "That's a Jeep, idiot!" My hero.
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Old 10-23-2013, 10:08 PM   #1253
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When I got my 2012 JKUS I took my brother-in-law for a spin and asked him what he thought... He said it was nice, but he liked the Rubicon better... I asked him why to which he replied that they looked better and that "Wranglers" were just too common whereas "Rubicons" were cool... I then had a 15 minute explanation with him that a Rubi WAS a Wrangler... I still think he thinks I'm full of it...
Similar convo with with a girl on our kickball team. She told me her husband's Jeep was a "real" Jeep because it was a Wrangler and the top goes down. I told her mine was also a "real" Jeep (2013 10A Rubicon) and the top comes off. She just wouldn't believe my hard top would come off. She called her husband to "prove" she was right, and turned bright red as he explained it very clearly to her. Ha Ha!
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Old 10-24-2013, 12:39 PM   #1254
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Haha! I had the same conversation with my father last night. He said that the "real" WRANGLERS were the 2 door version and that my JKU was not as capable off road....
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after I bought my 97 TJ "used" my neighbor asked "Is that a commander?" That is when I looked at the hood of my wrangler turned back to him and said YUP!!! LOL

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Old 10-29-2013, 03:21 PM   #1256
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Speaking of "real Jeeps", I had someone ask me if I had a stick shift. I replied that no, mine is an automatic. The guy said, "That's not a real Jeep..."
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Old 10-29-2013, 05:53 PM   #1257
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Speaking of "real Jeeps", I had someone ask me if I had a stick shift. I replied that no, mine is an automatic. The guy said, "That's not a real Jeep..."
Manual has the word "man" in it. Just messing haha love manuals but automatics aren't too bad
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Manual has the word "man" in it. Just messing haha love manuals but automatics aren't too bad
It also has "anal" in it...lol
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someone said" that's like a mini hummer right?"
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It also has "anal" in it...lol


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