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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Navarre, Florida
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When you're stuck in traffic do you ever think of putting it in 4WD and running over that nice new Mercedes in front of you???
![]() Corvettes are always a nice target too.
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Connecticut
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I think because of the shape of the vette, I could make it in 2H
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WF Supporting Member Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: St.Petersburg, FL
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Actually I thought about a tractor trailer plowing them and clearing my path with some parts left behind to crawl over. I have made the u-turn and created my own turn lane before but, myself and the cop that caught me once do not condone this activity!
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next stop Twilight Zone
WF Supporting Member Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Johnston Co, NC (Clayton)
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Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Wichita Falls Texas
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You mean like this ???
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Needham Ma, Rangeley ME in the summer
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haha cooollll!!!!!!
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Posts: 330
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Actually many times a week...c'pt build me a solid killer bumper that would thrash all the lil sh@t box'z....then the lite changes and we go. Dreams r good....tickets and fist n the kisser r not.
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Nevada
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Ive thought of giving them a little push with the stinger bumper
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: (Standing behind you!)
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WF Supporting Member Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: stationed in kansas
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Thats fun to do to the impatient guy behind you honking his horn.
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Join Date: May 2005
Location: Republic of Texas
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when i hit the lottery, im buying a rocket powered bulldozer to clear traffic in front of me
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: San Diego
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in my neighborhood they have been doing a ton of construction to rebuild all the houses lost in the fires here (i was one of 4 on my street whose house made it) so there was a huge construction tractor thing moving something huge cross beams and he was blocking the whole road so i put it in 4lo and crawled up the embankment off the side of the street and pulled back onto the road on the other side of him, they were all laughing and waving and giving thumbs up. twas a decent way to start the day
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WF Supporting Member Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Atlanta Georgia
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I think of this every frigging day.
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Join Date: Sep 2008
Posts: 11
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I nervous that everyone would see me get stuck on a Geo Metro, and I'd never be able to live it down.
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mrs. grouchy butt
::WF Moderator:: Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver.
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I've been having to go downtown a lot lately(bad thing to do, it makes my blood pressure go through the roof). When one of those snotty little ricers or sports cars cut across 3 lanes of heavy traffic and cut me off, just to go to a Starbucks, it's really hard to resist following them into the drive-thru and just rolling right over them.
On a happier note, there is always a lot of construction along I-90 (that's not the happy part) and there are usually really fun looking piles of gravel, rocks and chunks of old road that are just begging to be climbed.
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Northern VA
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here in northern virginia i'm surrounded by a lot of people with way more money than me, and i always wonder how the guy in the aston martin in front of me would feel if i tapped him with my rusty steel bumper
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Under a sheet of ice, you know, from Global Warming!
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Frequently, unfortunately I'm usually in the CAR whennit happens, as I try to avoid traffic all together in the Heep!
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WF Supporting Member Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Lechlade, United Kingdom
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I'm always contemplating driving over traffic or taking a detour into the construction zone. A co-worker was once bragging about the amount of horsepower his car hand and I just laughed and said all that power isn't going to do him any good if I'm parked on top of it.
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Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: mastic, new york
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this one day when i had my huge dodge truck,(not a jeep i know sorry)
but this guy made a U-turn in front of me and i ran his car over literally. i then asked him wtf his problem was he said he didnt see me... how the hell dont u see a huge 2500 series pickup thats bright blue? |
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Posts: 186
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The closest I got was hubby spitting a huge loogey on one's driver side window. I normally would not approve but one parked next to us, she got out of the car in her fur coat, fancy nails and all that. I was exiting a sandwich shop with my hands full. My husband was in his busted up leg stage and couldn't walk, hence he sat in the car and watched the snooty witch just let the door of the shop slammed shut on me as she walked thru while my hands were full and felt it necessary to pay her back for her rudeness. Normally I don't approve of such uncivilized behaviour but this time I just high fived him in true redneck fashion. |
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