Wrangler Quotes - Jeep Wrangler Forum
Jeep Wrangler Forum

Go Back   Jeep Wrangler Forum > General Tech Forums > General Jeep Discussion

Join Wrangler Forum Today


Reply
 
Thread Tools

Please support our sponsors and let them know you heard about them on WranglerForum.com
Old 10-07-2009, 11:39 AM   #1
Jeeper
 
SurfNaked2010's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Bayville, New Jersey
Posts: 432
Send a message via AIM to SurfNaked2010
Wrangler Quotes

list all your favorite and best wrangler quotes

__________________
W.W.J.D. (What Would Jerry Do???)
SurfNaked2010 is offline   Quote Quick Reply
Old 10-07-2009, 11:43 AM   #2
The Rogue Moderator

::WF Moderator::
 
Cons_Table's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Ridgecrest, CA
Posts: 7,397
you cant start a thread like this without a quote of ur own...

here are some tire cover sayings

- It's more than a Jeep, it's an aphrodisiac!

- Jeepers do it dirty!

- I saw a bumper sticker that said, "Don't follow me, you couldn't make it."

- My other car is stuck in mud somewhere.

- I wanted a new car. My wife said, "Why Jay?" So I bought one!

- Warning! People in the first three rows, may get mud in their face.

- This big black circle represents the hole I throw my money into. Only in a Jeep!

- One day I'll have tires too big to cover up

__________________
Poor Boy Racing The definition of the EVERYMAN Challenge!

Everyman Challenge XJ Build
Cons_Table is offline   Quote Quick Reply
Old 10-07-2009, 02:16 PM   #3
Jeeper
 
kellyjo29's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: In the 'thumb' of Michigan.
Posts: 54
Now guys, don't get mad, but up until I bought the bigger tires, my spare tire cover said "Silly boys, Jeeps are for girls!"
kellyjo29 is offline   Quote Quick Reply
Old 10-07-2009, 08:25 PM   #4
Jeeper

WF Supporting Member
 
crafty's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Clearwater, FL
Posts: 1,667
My windshield banner

Jeep girls like it topless and dirty

Stickers on back of rig other than orv parks and OBX

Not all women are passengers

I make boys cry
__________________
Female rolling with the 93 YJ SOA Locked and Hard at Play
crafty is offline   Quote Quick Reply
Old 10-07-2009, 08:42 PM   #5
Jeeper

WF Supporting Member
 
crafty's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Clearwater, FL
Posts: 1,667
If you are talking about things said during a day out on the trails

Hold up we gotta trim the bush

it just looks deep ----before he hit the trap dug into it.
__________________
Female rolling with the 93 YJ SOA Locked and Hard at Play
crafty is offline   Quote Quick Reply
Old 10-08-2009, 05:29 AM   #6
Jeeper
 
buckshot500's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Carolina
Posts: 798
Personal trail quote yelled to me as the water started coming through the floor plugs;

Dude!!! Whatever you do, don't shut it off!!!

One I heard on the trail;

It's OK I'll make it, this is a jeep & it has 4WD!!! Dude had to be winched.

Another;

Let off the brakes, let off the brakes, TREE TREE TREE!!!!!! Bang!
__________________
90YJ 98XJ
buckshot500 is offline   Quote Quick Reply
Old 10-08-2009, 06:42 AM   #7
that's what she said

WF Supporting Member
 
jgano23's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: \m/-_-\m/
Posts: 16,482
Send a message via AIM to jgano23 Send a message via Yahoo to jgano23
this one is from amy's sig:
"Good girls go to Heaven. Jeep girls go where ever they want."

"Paved Roads: Another fine example of unnecessary government spending."

"I survived cash for clunkers"

"It's not for sale! Make your own."
jgano23 is offline   Quote Quick Reply
Old 10-08-2009, 11:00 AM   #8
I Am JD & It's My Dream

WF Supporting Member
::WF Administrator::
 
JDsDream's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: The Peach State
Posts: 26,745
Images: 4
You Can Follow Me, but It's Gonna Hurt

Chicks Dig Body Damage

Hang On, I Wanna Try Something

Warning, Insanity Has Replaced Reason in the Modification of This Vehicle

I Drive Over Stuff

Flex This

Because 1/3 of the Planet is Covered By Dirt

I'd Rather Be Topless

Take It Out and Play With IT

It's A Rock, Get Over It
__________________
The kind of woman that when my feet hit the floor each morning the devil says "Oh Crap, She's up!"

To All Of Our Forum Veterans and Active Service Members.
Our Debt To You Is Greater Than We Could Ever Repay.
Thank You

Become a Supporting Member!
JDsDream is online now   Quote Quick Reply
Old 10-08-2009, 11:02 PM   #9
Jeeper
 
buckshot500's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Carolina
Posts: 798
Quote:
Originally Posted by jgano23 View Post
"It's not for sale! Make your own."
Quote:
Originally Posted by JDsDream View Post
Warning, Insanity Has Replaced Reason in the Modification of This Vehicle!
These two will make their onto my jeep!

I'll post pics when finished!!!
__________________
90YJ 98XJ
buckshot500 is offline   Quote Quick Reply
Old 10-08-2009, 11:08 PM   #10
Jeeper
 
Blackbeard1718's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Texas Hill Country
Posts: 722
"GO TOPLESS!!!"

Cheers!

BB
__________________
Blackbeard http://www.piratesonlineforums.com/f...es/bird-vi.gif

'09 Yellow JK X

-Sony CDX-GT540UI Head Unit
-Alpine SPR-17C Coaxial 6.5" Speakers
-Alpine SPR-17S Component 6.5" Speakers With Tweeters & Crossovers
-Rockford Fosgate Punch 400W 4-Ch Amp
-Factory Half-Doors & Full-Doors
-Michelin Latitude Tour Tires
-Black Rock Viper 900 Tungsten 17" Wheels
-Pre-Runner Light Bar
-KC-127 6" Fog Lights

"The Floggings will continue until Morale improves!"
Blackbeard1718 is offline   Quote Quick Reply
Old 10-09-2009, 02:59 PM   #11
Jeeper
 
Billman369's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Orlando, FL
Posts: 24
My favorite is one I saw on this forum, "Roads, where we're going we don't need roads." - Back to the Future.
__________________
His '05 LJ, 4.0, 6spd, 2" Rough Country BB, 31" BFG AT
Hers '03 TJ, 4.0, 5spd, stock - Sold
Billman369 is offline   Quote Quick Reply
Old 10-09-2009, 04:13 PM   #12
Jeeper
 
csamn2007's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Peterson AFB CO
Posts: 1,911
Send a message via AIM to csamn2007
The only convo i remember from the trail is

"Your about to back off the trail"
"No im not"
" YES YOU ARE" She proceeds to grab my arm.
*Crunch*
"Told you, I was aiming for the tree"
__________________
2000 Wrangler Sport
2 in Procomp SL 1 in BL
33 in Procomp MTs
csamn2007 is offline   Quote Quick Reply
Old 10-09-2009, 04:41 PM   #13
Jeeper
 
inzgary's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: CT
Posts: 249
Send a message via AIM to inzgary
Quote:
Originally Posted by Billman369 View Post
My favorite is one I saw on this forum, "Roads, where we're going we don't need roads." - Back to the Future.
Right here
__________________
"Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads!"
'96 XJ 4.0L, AW4, lots of miles, project Jeep.
'08 JK 3.8L, NSG370, ragtop, daily driver.
inzgary is offline   Quote Quick Reply
Old 10-11-2009, 08:49 AM   #14
Jeeper
 
adkjoe's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Northern Vermont
Posts: 1,615
A person must be gone 48 before there considered missing, much longer if they drive a wrangler.
adkjoe is offline   Quote Quick Reply
Old 10-13-2009, 01:22 PM   #15
Jeeper
 
APPSTATEwrangler's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: High Point, NC
Posts: 575
my favorite....
"Get a jeep..... Fat girls cant jump."
APPSTATEwrangler is offline   Quote Quick Reply
Old 10-13-2009, 01:27 PM   #16
The Rogue Moderator

::WF Moderator::
 
Cons_Table's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Ridgecrest, CA
Posts: 7,397
"Chrome won't get you home"
__________________
Poor Boy Racing The definition of the EVERYMAN Challenge!

Everyman Challenge XJ Build
Cons_Table is offline   Quote Quick Reply
Old 10-13-2009, 07:08 PM   #17
Jeeper
 
89PBR96's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Central Il
Posts: 1,839
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cons_Table View Post
"Chrome won't get you home"
Very well put there

__________________
2003 Excursion 4x4 Short Bus
1984 Dodge 250 4x4 4 Inch lift 36's
1994 STX Ranger 4x4 6 Inch lift 33's or 35's
1998 TJ 3.5 Inch lift 33's or 35's
89PBR96 is offline   Quote Quick Reply
Reply

Quick Reply
Message:
Options

Register Now

In order to be able to post messages on the Jeep Wrangler Forum forums, you must first register.
Please enter your desired user name, your email address and other required details in the form below.
User Name:
If you do not want to register, fill this field only and the name will be used as user name for your post.
Password
Please enter a password for your user account. Note that passwords are case-sensitive.
Password:
Confirm Password:
Email Address
Please enter a valid email address for yourself.
Email Address:

Log-in

Human Verification

In order to verify that you are a human and not a spam bot, please enter the answer into the following box below based on the instructions contained in the graphic.



Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are Off
Refbacks are Off


Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
wrangler vs liberty PbFoot General Jeep Discussion 11 05-01-2008 02:01 PM
2008 Wrangler Purchase soupy1957 JK Pics Forum 23 11-22-2007 04:48 AM
First Wrangler - 3rd Jeep!!! tritonman WF New Member Check In 10 09-28-2007 08:27 AM
2007 Jeep Wrangler Unlimited review torres JK General Discussion Forum 5 05-22-2007 04:12 PM
The 411 on the New 2006 Jeep Wrangler jeeptales TJ General Discussion Forum 16 08-15-2005 11:46 PM



» Network Links
»Jeep Parts
» Featured Product

All times are GMT -5. The time now is 07:14 PM.



Jeep, Wrangler, Liberty, Wagoneer, Cherokee, and Grand Cherokee are copyrighted and trademarked to Chrysler Motors LLC.
Wranglerforum.com is not in any way associated with the Chrysler Motors LLC