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Old 07-14-2011, 10:29 PM   #61
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When you park at a meter and when you come out to feed the meter you find a jeep parked next to you and the meter is full. Thanks to the JK owner in Belmar.

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...when you fart and all of i95 smells it. (get it?...doors off...top off...C'mon! that's funny!)

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Old 07-14-2011, 11:43 PM   #63
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When you park at a meter and when you come out to feed the meter you find a jeep parked next to you and the meter is full. Thanks to the JK owner in Belmar.
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Old 07-15-2011, 01:21 AM   #64
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You're sitting at work on break and hear the rain pouring on a tin roof, all you can think of is the windows and doors are in the garage at home! Wet a** syndrome when I get off in the morning!!
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when you leave for school, or work for all you old people, a little early just to take your jeep down the dirt road.
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Old 07-16-2011, 12:47 PM   #66
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when you drive doorless in town and a bunch of little kids look at you wierd
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when your gf drives a flexfuel Cobalt that gets 40+ mpg and you still take the jeep on a 6 hour trip to Busch Gardens ;]
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Old 07-16-2011, 01:01 PM   #68
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when you drive doorless in town and a bunch of little kids look at you wierd
hahah when you have the top and doors off and its about to storm, you pull up in a parkin spot and the little boy that is getting outta the car beside you says "um mr. is gonna rain and your butt will get wet"
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Old 07-16-2011, 11:02 PM   #69
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When your top is up and your doors are on and your feet still get wet when it rains cause you haven't gotten to the seal that needs replaced :hides:
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When you get passed on the hwy by semi trucks. Uphill! And they're fully loaded! FML!!!
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When you get passed on the hwy by semi trucks. Uphill! And they're fully loaded! FML!!!
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Old 07-19-2011, 04:35 AM   #72
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You know you have a real jeep . . . .
  1. If you use a hose to clean the inside and the outside
  2. You can air up your tires without stopping at a gas station
  3. When the best route from point A to point B is through the rockpile or over the mountain
  4. When a scratch or a dent is a beauty mark
  5. You roll it over and don't get upset
  6. Your mom and sister can't get in without help
  7. You judge every hill you see by how much fun it would be to climb
  8. You get custom pin-striping from trail brush
  9. If it takes more than 6 hours to get donuts
  10. When you pull into the unplowed parking spots on snowy days
  11. When you take your friends wheeling and they say "What trail? I don't see a trail!"
  12. When you've been forced to add TJ, CJ, YJ, and XJ to your spell-checker
  13. When you can see OVER a Suburban
  14. You carry emergency supplies and clothing because you never know where you will end up
  15. When your Nerf bars battle rocks and win
  16. When it rains and you don't care that your tops and doors are off
  17. When you drive around to look at Christmas lights topless
  18. When you change your plugs in the parking lot at work on a break
  19. If your Parts Dept. is on blocks behind your house
  20. When you take your Mom wheeling and she has to help you flip the Jeep back onto its wheels again
  21. You use an ice-scraper on the INSIDE of the windshield
  22. You get more heat from holes in the floorboards than through the heater vents
  23. Every page of your repair manual has greasy fingerprints
  24. Passengers scream "DON'T ROLL IT!" when you take them wheeling
  25. You spend more time under your Jeep than under your significant other
  26. Winter comes and your can't remember where you left the roof
  27. You spend more on car washes than on insurance
  28. Even worse the car wash won't let you in
  29. You fix almost everything yourself
  30. When you feel sorry for someone in a $60,000 Toyota Land Cruiser
  31. When you have all your credit card numbers memorized
  32. When you slam the door and chunks of dried mud crumble to the ground
  33. If you get asked to pick up your co-workers in a snow storm and get paid for it
  34. Your "Significant Other" refuses to get in it
  35. You are the only one on the street who doesn't plow their driveway
  36. You are dating your mechanic to get a discount
  37. You try to run the plow trucks off the road when it snows heavily
  38. You can't hear your $200 stereo over the noise of your tires on the highway
  39. You have a high-water mark INSIDE the Jeep
  40. Any tire that isn't waist high looks like a bagel
  41. You carry a set of steps with you at all times
  42. You can't sneak into church late because the engine is too loud
  43. You carry along enough tools to supply a small garage
  44. You nickname your Jeep after the noises it makes or it's most damaging trail accident
  45. You carry along a replacement part for every drive component on the Jeep
  46. You know how to reinforce the windshield frame near the wiper arm
  47. You're constantly getting passed on the highway
  48. Your wallet is always empty
  49. When you finally wash the mud off, everyone thinks you bought a new Jeep
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Old 07-19-2011, 05:58 AM   #73
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you know you have a real jeep . . . .[*]if you use a hose to clean the inside and the outside[*]you can air up your tires without stopping at a gas station[*]when the best route from point a to point b is through the rockpile or over the mountain[*]when a scratch or a dent is a beauty mark[*]you roll it over and don't get upset[*]your mom and sister can't get in without help[*]you judge every hill you see by how much fun it would be to climb[*]you get custom pin-striping from trail brush[*]if it takes more than 6 hours to get donuts[*]when you pull into the unplowed parking spots on snowy days[*]when you take your friends wheeling and they say "what trail? I don't see a trail!"[*]when you've been forced to add tj, cj, yj, and xj to your spell-checker[*]when you can see over a suburban[*]you carry emergency supplies and clothing because you never know where you will end up[*]when your nerf bars battle rocks and win[*]when it rains and you don't care that your tops and doors are off[*]when you drive around to look at christmas lights topless[*]when you change your plugs in the parking lot at work on a break[*]if your parts dept. Is on blocks behind your house[*]when you take your mom wheeling and she has to help you flip the jeep back onto its wheels again[*]you use an ice-scraper on the inside of the windshield[*]you get more heat from holes in the floorboards than through the heater vents[*]every page of your repair manual has greasy fingerprints[*]passengers scream "don't roll it!" when you take them wheeling[*]you spend more time under your jeep than under your significant other[*]winter comes and your can't remember where you left the roof[*]you spend more on car washes than on insurance[*]even worse the car wash won't let you in[*]you fix almost everything yourself[*]when you feel sorry for someone in a $60,000 toyota land cruiser[*]when you have all your credit card numbers memorized[*]when you slam the door and chunks of dried mud crumble to the ground[*]if you get asked to pick up your co-workers in a snow storm and get paid for it[*]your "significant other" refuses to get in it[*]you are the only one on the street who doesn't plow their driveway[*]you are dating your mechanic to get a discount[*]you try to run the plow trucks off the road when it snows heavily[*]you can't hear your $200 stereo over the noise of your tires on the highway[*]you have a high-water mark inside the jeep[*]any tire that isn't waist high looks like a bagel[*]you carry a set of steps with you at all times[*]you can't sneak into church late because the engine is too loud[*]you carry along enough tools to supply a small garage[*]you nickname your jeep after the noises it makes or it's most damaging trail accident[*]you carry along a replacement part for every drive component on the jeep[*]you know how to reinforce the windshield frame near the wiper arm[*]you're constantly getting passed on the highway[*]your wallet is always empty[*]when you finally wash the mud off, everyone thinks you bought a new jeep
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"when you wash your jeep off everyone thinks you got a new jeep". I have that happen wayy to often. I have a 2000 And i think the oldest someone has said was oh is that an '06. And when I say nah a '00 they are in total misbelief. :P
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Old 07-19-2011, 10:17 AM   #75
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the carwash is right in front of the garage doors....... and they barely let me in!

when on your days off you go sit in front of it in a lawn chair thinking "what can i do next?"
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Old 07-19-2011, 03:43 PM   #76
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... you,ve lifted your jeep so high it won't fit in the garage anymore.

... you've got a sticker that says " HUMMER RECOVERY VEHICLE" on the sides.
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... when you spend 4 hours cleaning your Jeep while thinking where you can get it dirty next. Never ending cycle.

... when washing your Jeep requires the use of a shovel and a bucket to avoid a letter from home owners association.

... you wash the Jeep and 2 days later the neighbor 6 houses down asks where you went offroading last week? Apparently even he gets an inch of dried mud in front of his driveway too.
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... you,ve lifted your jeep so high it won't fit in the garage anymore.

... you've got a sticker that says " HUMMER RECOVERY VEHICLE" on the sides.
Haha, I had to put up a pole barn in my back yard cause my Jeep wouldn't fit in any garages, got sick of working on it in the driveway
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When you get passed on the hwy by semi trucks. Uphill! And they're fully loaded! FML!!!
Haha, I just drove to upstate ny and it felt like I drove a dump truck for 6 hours
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when mother nature is handing out free car washes and you have to put your top and doors on to partake, then you realize your top and doors don't need to be washed.
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when you look at your jeep and have never been more proud of America
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when you look at your jeep and have never been more proud of america
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Need some help guys, got a 2010 JK mountain, what's the biggest tire I can get without suspension mods?
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Nothing makes me ppruoder then to be an american and driving my jeep naked down the road without a care in the world. Greatest feeling.
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Nothing makes me ppruoder then to be an american and driving my jeep naked down the road without a care in the world. Greatest feeling.
Clarification... Are you naked? Or the jeep? Hahahah
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Clarification... Are you naked? Or the jeep? Hahahah
The jeep of course....wouldn't want to give anyone a heart attack
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The jeep of course....wouldn't want to give anyone a heart attack
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you are sitting in another state working for a week(mass this week, cali next, then ariz, then home, then who knows), and all you can think about is "how my jeep doing at the airport".....and " i miss my jeep"
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Need some help guys, got a 2010 JK mountain, what's the biggest tire I can get without suspension mods?
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