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Old 11-26-2011, 07:29 AM   #1471
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When you break a half gallon of JD in the font seat.
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Old 11-26-2011, 07:44 AM   #1472
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When you are thrown from a horse, way out in a cow pasture, and return to the barn, injured, bruised and sore, only to realize your new iPhone 4 must have fallen out of your pocket when the horse bucked you off....it is getting dark and you have to get back to the field to locate your iPhone before a cow steps on it. The only way to get to the field is through a narrow, steep horse trail through the woods and you sure don't feel like walking that trail. All of a sudden, the sparkle comes back to your eyes and, suddenly smiling, you say ...."Hey, I can take the Jeep....this will be the first time I have taken the new Wrangler off road!". And the Jeep was perfect and I found the iPhone.

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Old 11-26-2011, 01:12 PM   #1473
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That's alcohol abuse!
Yeah it was. I was driving home and hit a deer. Luckily the only damage was to the bottle.
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Old 11-26-2011, 03:35 PM   #1474
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When you are thrown from a horse, way out in a cow pasture, and return to the barn, injured, bruised and sore, only to realize your new iPhone 4 must have fallen out of your pocket when the horse bucked you off....it is getting dark and you have to get back to the field to locate your iPhone before a cow steps on it. The only way to get to the field is through a narrow, steep horse trail through the woods and you sure don't feel like walking that trail. All of a sudden, the sparkle comes back to your eyes and, suddenly smiling, you say ...."Hey, I can take the Jeep....this will be the first time I have taken the new Wrangler off road!". And the Jeep was perfect and I found the iPhone.
Sounds like a child's book of why to buy a jeep
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Old 11-26-2011, 05:44 PM   #1475
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Old 11-26-2011, 05:48 PM   #1476
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When your wheeling and you hit a rock with your bumper hard enough to bend it and your friends all say "mike arent you mad" and I say "nah I needed a reason to get rid of it anyways"
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When you say il pull it into the garage for a quick fix less than a hour she will be done. well that's when hours turn to days.

When you visit auto-zone or napa 5 times a day.
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Old 11-26-2011, 11:27 PM   #1478
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When you say il pull it into the garage for a quick fix less than a hour she will be done. well that's when hours turn to days.

When you visit auto-zone or napa 5 times a day.
That's the story of my life right now... I wouldn't trade it for the world!
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Old 11-27-2011, 12:54 AM   #1479
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When you say il pull it into the garage for a quick fix less than a hour she will be done. well that's when hours turn to days.

When you visit auto-zone or napa 5 times a day.
Gaaack! Can you imagine the trouble you'd be in if there was a Quadratec store in the neighborhood. Hell I'd be bankrupt inside of a week.
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Old 11-27-2011, 01:06 AM   #1480
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When on one of the rarest occasions it happens to rain in Dubai you happen to have left the freedom panels of your new jeep.... (happened this morning, grabbed a towl to sit on and drove to work, boy that sure brought back memories)
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Old 11-27-2011, 06:42 AM   #1481
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When on one of the rarest occasions it happens to rain in Dubai you happen to have left the freedom panels of your new jeep.... (happened this morning, grabbed a towl to sit on and drove to work, boy that sure brought back memories)
I suppose it would also be of one of the rarest occasions that I find myself in Dubai.
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Old 11-27-2011, 07:35 AM   #1482
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When you drive from Syracuse to Boston and keep track of WPJ not MPG.
WPJ (Waves per Jeep) I got 7 out of 30. So my WPJ was 4.28 not bad for interstate driving and I did miss three myself.
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I suppose it would also be of one of the rarest occasions that I find myself in Dubai.
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When you buy a Christmas wreath for your jeep instead of your house.
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Old 11-27-2011, 06:45 PM   #1486
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When you buy a Christmas wreath for your jeep instead of your house.
That wreath, no offense, looks ugly, IMO. If it were me, I would have spent more than $5 and shopped somewhere other than Walmart.
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Old 11-27-2011, 07:18 PM   #1487
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That wreath, no offense, looks ugly, IMO. If it were me, I would have spent more than $5 and shopped somewhere other than Walmart.
Where is the Christmas spirit.
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Old 11-27-2011, 09:30 PM   #1488
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That wreath, no offense, looks ugly, IMO. If it were me, I would have spent more than $5 and shopped somewhere other than Walmart.
Oh hello- farmers market and its not done yet thanks. Btw- who cares what you think looks great or not- I love it and that's all that matters. Not all of us are rich like you and can shop at kmart. No offense.
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Old 11-27-2011, 09:33 PM   #1489
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That wreath, no offense, looks ugly, IMO. If it were me, I would have spent more than $5 and shopped somewhere other than Walmart.
Just cuz ya say 'no offense ' doesn't mean offense won't be taken. Doesn't look 'Walmart ' made, too natural looking. I think it looks just fine
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It's your Jeep, decorate it how you want. I think it looks fine.
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It's your Jeep, decorate it how you want. I think it looks fine.
^This girl. ^ This one right here knows things.
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^This girl. ^ This one right here knows things.
oh you....thanks for the compliment....you are awesome
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oh you....thanks for the compliment....you are awesome
Aw, thanks. I agree though I think the wreath looks nice, not over kill, just enough.
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When your idea of washing your jeep is putting it outside when it rains....
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When your idea of washing your jeep is putting it outside when it rains....
And then giving it a mud bath after the rain...
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And then giving it a mud bath after the rain...
Woohoo!!! Agreed
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Woohoo!!! Agreed
And then lather,.rinse and repeat, as needed
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When you buy a Christmas wreath for your jeep instead of your house.
I saw a Jeep yesterday with Christmas lights around the hood.
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I saw a Jeep yesterday with Christmas lights around the hood.
I want twinkle lights... But they're illegal... Think ima do it anyway
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Re: You know you drive a jeep when..

When your always on the road. The Chrysler Group has declared plans for a serious investment in its Jeep manufacturing plant in Toledo, Ohio. As reported by Automotive News, Chrysler will invest $500 million in the Toledo North Complex, where Jeep and other automobiles are made. Expansion of companies and an extra work shift will be the outcome. I read this here: Chrysler to invest $500 million in Toledo Assembly Complex.This is great opportunity for those who are unemployed and wants to work in Toledo.

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