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Old 08-03-2011, 09:23 AM   #181
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I do that to my daughter.. She'll say lock it up mom "beep beep" and we laugh at the people looking at us weird, lmao

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Old 08-03-2011, 09:37 AM   #182
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With the top & doors off I "locked" the jeep laughing as the tail gate locked. Then I jumped in the jeep and the alarm went off for the first time.
Took me a minute to figure how to turn it off. While my wife stood there laughing.

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Old 08-03-2011, 10:41 AM   #183
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I did that to my friend the other day. He goes you smarta**.
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Old 08-03-2011, 10:42 AM   #184
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When you have to replace a major part 2 weeks after buying the Jeep.
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Old 08-03-2011, 10:44 AM   #185
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X2. How major?
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Old 08-03-2011, 11:11 AM   #186
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You know you drive a jeep





When your broke.
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Old 08-03-2011, 11:15 AM   #187
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You know you drive a jeep when you,,,

Quickly clean the bird poop from the windshield, being careful to NOT remove the mud splatters.
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Old 08-03-2011, 11:16 AM   #188
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When your broke.
Tell me about it. You know you own a Wrangler when a week before your rent is due, you get a Jeep catalog and your first thought is, "I'm sure my landlord won't mind if I'm a week late..."
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Old 08-03-2011, 12:01 PM   #189
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You know when drive a Jeep when you always have a leak
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Old 08-03-2011, 12:17 PM   #190
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When you no longer say car and you refere to it always as JEEP!
When no matter how smooth road is you always feel a vibration!
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Old 08-03-2011, 12:19 PM   #191
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When you no longer say car and you refere to it always as JEEP!
When no matter how smooth road is you always feel a vibration!
Haha my dad gets in it and I go do you have back problems? Hes like were in town. Doesn't matter it still handles bad.
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Old 08-03-2011, 12:53 PM   #192
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When you tell your friends to lock the doors, and laugh at their perplexion while they slowly remember your jeep has no doors.
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When everything makes noise except the horn
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When you r hood prop is sitting on your garage floor or gets turned into a fire poker.
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You know you drive a Jeep when it's raining really bad and your the only one still driving
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Old 08-03-2011, 11:54 PM   #196
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Guy at a shop was looking at the engine and started to pull the hood prop :nono: he goes won't that damage it? Uhh noo
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Haha. Right!?


.. when the only thing wimpy about your jeep is the pathetic horn!
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Old 08-04-2011, 09:33 AM   #198
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when you fill your tank and 40 miles later you have used 1/2 of tank of gas
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when you fill your tank and 40 miles later you have used 1/2 of tank of gas
Uh. Yeah. Not fun. I'm looking into getting a car to drive around. Not selling my jeep though
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X2. How major?
The rear end
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The rear end
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Old 08-04-2011, 01:05 PM   #202
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It's not a real jeep if gets good consumption!
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When you intentionally park in a different place every day so the leaking oil will keep weeds out of the driveway.
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Old 08-04-2011, 02:14 PM   #204
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You need a Diesel. I get 400 miles from a tank!
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You need a Diesel. I get 400 miles from a tank!
Your in the uk right? We don't have diesel wranglers
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You need a Diesel. I get 400 miles from a tank!
320km from tank (combined) 380km highway
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Old 08-04-2011, 03:21 PM   #207
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Your in the uk right? We don't have diesel wranglers
Yep, I'm in the UK. If it's any consolation, our gas prices are three times higher than yours and tax is 20%. I don't think Jeep would sell well in the UK without the diesel option.
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Haha. Right!?

.. when the only thing wimpy about your jeep is the pathetic horn!
I hated that poor excuse of a horn. I bought the hi/lo set from Pepboys. Now everyone knows I'm here.
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I hated that poor excuse of a horn. I bought the hi/lo set from Pepboys. Now everyone knows I'm here.
Train horn works 2.
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When you intentionally park in a different place every day so the leaking oil will keep weeds out of the driveway.
Love it! I thought I was the only one that did this, and now I don't feel so bad! Thanks, Slayer!

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