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Old 07-06-2011, 03:03 PM   #1
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Your evenly sunburned everywhere. All summer..

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Old 07-06-2011, 03:53 PM   #2
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Your wife, husband, significant other, goes to your work and steals your jeep out of the parking lot. I don't mind my wife taking it, and I can fully understand the amount of stress relief it brings to drive nekkid, but I usually don't bring my key to her car to work and it is a pain in the a$$.

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Old 07-06-2011, 06:03 PM   #3
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Your evenly sunburned everywhere. All summer..
Same here. No matter what sunscreen I use.
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You see another jeep and wave out of instinct even if your not in Jeep
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Old 07-06-2011, 07:19 PM   #6
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when you take a 9 hour trip topless and get a seatbelt tan line
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Old 07-06-2011, 07:26 PM   #7
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Ditto on the seatbelt tan line. And you forget to sunscreen your freshly shaved head. Ouchie
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Old 07-06-2011, 08:25 PM   #8
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When it is relaxing to go for a drive after a stressful day.
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Old 07-06-2011, 09:45 PM   #9
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When I volunteer to go to the store to get something without being asked and it takes at least half and hour. Hey, the lines were long. (sshh...not really)
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Old 07-06-2011, 11:06 PM   #10
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When I volunteer to go to the store to get something without being asked and it takes at least half and hour. Hey, the lines were long. (sshh...not really)
I let my sister-in-law drive mine to town for drinks the other day, it took her and my wife almost a hour and a half to run to town that's ten min away. She came back ready to put my bros old cj7 back on the road.
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Old 07-07-2011, 01:44 AM   #11
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I do this all the time on my mountain bike hahaha.
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Old 07-07-2011, 09:16 AM   #12
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when you park like this
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When you pull up at the gas station, open the Jeep Gas Cap Cover, fill it with Diesel and then get 400 miles from the tank.

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When it looks like it is really going to rain and you can hear thunder so you run out to put the cover on or top up, only to have the sun come back out and the rest of the day is beautiful.
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when you park like this
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When you drive down the grass instead of the driveway.
When you're the only person driving normally when it snows.
When you actually LOVE your car.
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when you drive down the grass instead of the driveway.
When you're the only person driving normally when it snows.
When you actually love your car.
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Old 07-08-2011, 10:23 AM   #18
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When the people in your building at work look out to the parking lot to see if your hard top is on so they'll know if it's going to rain or not.

My Jeep is a better weather indicator than the weather flight in my squadron more often than not.
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When you park next to the guy who can't park and is over the line and have no problem getting out because the doors are hanging in the garage at home..
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When you get mad when it rains not because you just washed it but because you just got it muddy!!!
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when you park like this
Love it! I'm doing it as soon as I get it running!
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When you get mad when it rains not because you just washed it but because you just got it muddy!!!
I swear I could end a drought if I could find the mud to get on my jeep. This always happens to me.
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I swear I could end a drought if I could find the mud to get on my jeep. This always happens to me.
It does last week I found two ruts in the game reserve that had mud in them and I ran through them several times and that night it rained for the first time in about a month. GRRRRRRR!!!
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You know you drive a jeep when... You hear someone ask a girl if she prefers to drive topless and you think nothing of it.
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When your wife let's you get away with telling the hot blonde to take her top off..lol
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When you would rather drive your Jeep in the rain with the top off than have to drive a "normal" vehicle.
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When I volunteer to go to the store to get something without being asked and it takes at least half and hour. Hey, the lines were long. (sshh...not really)
Or you tell your wife that your just going to pull the Jeep into the garage and then are gone for over a half hour because the weather that night was particularly nice, the top was off, and you just couldn't waste the moment.
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This one's for the ladies. Your everyday hairstyle consists of a ponytail or baseball cap. In other words, you don't care what you hair looks like.

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