You get banned form the car wash for clogging up the drain with mud. (happened to me last night )

When you wake up in the middle of the night to the sound of it pouring outside, then realize you left the top down, but just roll over and go back to sleep....

everyone knows your parking space at work from the dried mud piles.

I have my marked spot at the doors because of dried mud piles.

You always get a close parking spot in the winter because you park on top of the snow pile after the plow has gone through.

when people driving Jeeps randomly wave at you while driving for no reason at all

when you get really mad at someone driving a Jeep who doesn't return your wave

when you see that theres a snow emergency out side and immediately grab your boots and keys

oh yea....

When you pull an f250 out of the mud for a beer and then go through the hole he was stuck in reverse.

You shove the "Free-roaming" carts at the store into the corral with your front bumber because you can

LOL! Been there, done that!

I was waiting to pull into a spot while some jackoff loaded groceries into his minivan. Well, he left his cart in the spot I was waiting to pull into and opened the door to get into his drivers seat. I pulled in with 'authority' and hit the cart up into the bushes, Mr Jackoff high tailed it outta there.

That is funny. Sounds like something I would do.

You go to the fair or community picknicks and you are forced to park in the
muddiest nastiest spot they have, because " that thing can get in and out of there"!

When you swerve to hit all the puddles you can!

When you arrive with wet feet, messed hair, and that big grin on your face.

What most people consider obtracles, you consider fun challenges.

You want to keep it forever, no matter whta you need to do to keep it rolling.

You look forward to your new vehicle getting old, so you don't feel as bad about the new trail rash or dents you just added.

when you get pulled over by a police officer that tells you that you were going 75 and you reply with, "really?!? That's awesome!"

To which I would reply to the officer..."Are you sure? This thing isn't capable of such speeds. You might wanna go check again."


You know you drive a jeep when you are driving though the city and all you see is cool places to flex your suspension on. *guilty*

You know you drive a jeep when...you don't have quick disco's yet, so you carry around a T55 socket and ratchet, and an 18 mm wrench, just in case.

You park ON the concrete parking stops instead of behind them.

when the hospital you work at informs you they are cutting employee parking in 1/2 you tell them you will park in the front lawn of the hospital if no spots are available. (they asked me to PLEASE not do this.)



Entrances/exits to parking lots are purely a suggestion.

forced, don't you mean volunteer?

When you are all dressed up for a night of visiting, and a few adult beverages, the wife isnt to happy getting parked in the mud lol!

When you don't care how close the car in the next spot is...him "dinging" the rocker knocker tube will only add character.

Your instinctive reaction when exiting a vehicle is to shoot your foot out and stop your door from hitting the car next to you.

LOL! So true!

That is so funny. I've never thought about it but I've done that more times than I can count.

You feel cramped when your driving w/ you doors back on.

Your going through an under-construction housing development, you see the open muddy fields and you start making plans for a night ride through there.

..... you've been waiting for Surgery for a year, and when the day comes..... Quadratec has a SALE!!!

Cheers!

BB

When your at the pumps and the damn thing keeps clicking off when you know it's not full yet.

When the state cop blocking the road because of a winter time accident lets you go through the ditch to get around because "That thing looks like it's set up allright"

You drive around with a squeegee on the passenger seat when it rains so you can see where you are going.

You go out and scrape frost off your windows....on the inside

LoL Thats what I'm talking about!! LoL

Your boss tells you you're not allowed to call in sick during a snowstorm 'cause he knows your Jeep can handle it.

or, a bad storm comes in during the day and the boss has everyone stay because he knows that you can give them a ride home.