a thief would never "find" my keys.
I'm not a mindless jackass that leaves things lying around.
So, to get to my keys the thief would have to be in my pocket or in my bedroom.
Unless the thief is a gorgeous brunette, that won't be happening either.
But I'll humor you.
a thief got ahold of my keys and found my rig,
they'd have to get around my 120lb German Sheppard without loosing a limb first.
they were able to pull that one out of their butt,
then a good ol thing that we call insurance kicks in.
And as far as them having my home address, that's fine.
I'm sure one of the assault rifles just might deter them from any further stupidity.
thanks for look'n out for my best interests there Sparky.
You're number one!