I'm sorry but what in the H E Double Hockey Sticks does this glamping thing have to do with actual camping. That concept is a mockery of camping. I blame the Kardashians and Hilton types for this.
If anything i would want a wrangler for camping. It doubles as a mobile tent, it can get you to the most remote campsites, and put a roof rack on it for all your gear. Camping made easy, Done!
It may not tow a boat, but a couple kayaks or canoes will easily strap to that roof rack.
Rover's are nice, but I could buy a base model JKU and mod the crap out of it for that price. Heck, even a rubicon with some nice mods would be cheaper. And i wouldnt be scared to scratch it going through brush and stuff.