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Old 02-26-2011, 08:22 PM   #91
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[QUOTE=InvertChaos;1084913]Jerry bransford. He's like Robert but for real. He pretty much knows anything and everything about Jeeps. A WF celebrity lol.

He is so important to this community that Geoff put him on the big screen!

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This guy is INSANE Thanks for arguing with him jkauf and daggo. you have made my weekend

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They weren't really arguing with him I thought.They were exposing him.Stay thirsty my friends.
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oh yeah that's true my bad. ok thanks you 2 well 3 including bobjenkins for exposing him
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That is the definition of insanity.

He really has a mental disorder. I challenged him to answer a simple question. Why are you on JKO pretending not to know anything about the JK when all your questions were answered on WF and you concluded that the JK was nothing more than a car?

He ignores the fact that I asked the question and when I confront him to answer it, he pretends I never asked it and demands that I ask him the question.
Well, cant blame him really. After all, you refuse to acknowledge him calling you an a**hole faggot who he is gonna beat down if you will ever let him pay for you to come see him. Duh.
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I told him I would come if he sent the cash, but he seemed to ignore that as well.
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I told him I would come if he sent the cash, but he seemed to ignore that as well.
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I just want to point out that I was the first on this forum to call BS. Seriously though, this guy's tales are so tall that I have to wonder if he doesn't want to be caught in them because he craves the attention and likes the "drama."
You sure? I thought I was?? We better re read all that
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Old 02-27-2011, 12:41 AM   #99
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after combing through 8 pages of his "Hello" thread, and being a member of this board for like 2 weeks:



i have given up all hope in humanity.

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I truly wonder if the guy is mentally ill? I almost feel bad for him. He goes through a lot to get attention and I wonder if he expects people to catch him or hopes they don't. But in either case I'm sure he's glad people are talking to him. :/
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Hello! My name is Darren Stephens. I own a jeep I call Sex. I've had Sex on the beach, Sex in the desert, Sex in the mountains in fact I have had Sex in all corners of the earth (even though the earth is round as per my NASA training.) I have a trillion miles on Sex. How did I do it you may ask because it is a 2011 JK? Easy my love, my wife Samantha Stephens is a witch. WE have been on 145 of cables 155 channels and we travel to distant galaxies and planets. All it takes is a twitch of her nose and were off with Sex! My next project is to probe Uranus. I will fill you in on how me and Sex perform on it! I would post pictures of some of my friends but I don't to cause an inter national incident on which ever forum I am scamming right now. Just a couple of shout outs. First Bill Clinton, Hope you put those cigars to good use I gave you. Second to Mohamar Gahdafi Who pitches a tent and then gets kicked out where ever he goes. I feel your pain brother. I pitch a fit and get kicked off where ever I go! Third Tom Hanks. Used me as a storyline in Forrest Gump. What don't believe I know him! Go ahead and rent it you will see Tom Hanks! Don't believe any of this! You are a bunch of sawed off boy fa88ots especially that daggo bastard who tried to put the stink finger on me. I must be off now I am going to the desert to ward off banditos with Sex. I am supposed to meet up with a Jimbox out there. I am going to prove to him Sex is better than his JK. Pound glass you bunch of girly men!
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You sure? I thought I was?? We better re read all that
Well, I think you called out "weird" first. I'll give you that. We can share in the "glory."
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Hello! My name is Darren Stephens. I own a jeep I call Sex. I've had Sex on the beach, Sex in the desert, Sex in the mountains in fact I have had Sex in all corners of the earth (even though the earth is round as per my NASA training.) I have a trillion miles on Sex. How did I do it you may ask because it is a 2011 JK? Easy my love, my wife Samantha Stephens is a witch. WE have been on 145 of cables 155 channels and we travel to distant galaxies and planets. All it takes is a twitch of her nose and were off with Sex! My next project is to probe Uranus. I will fill you in on how me and Sex perform on it! I would post pictures of some of my friends but I don't to cause an inter national incident on which ever forum I am scamming right now. Just a couple of shout outs. First Bill Clinton, Hope you put those cigars to good use I gave you. Second to Mohamar Gahdafi Who pitches a tent and then gets kicked out where ever he goes. I feel your pain brother. I pitch a fit and get kicked off where ever I go! Third Tom Hanks. Used me as a storyline in Forrest Gump. What don't believe I know him! Go ahead and rent it you will see Tom Hanks! Don't believe any of this! You are a bunch of sawed off boy fa88ots especially that daggo bastard who tried to put the stink finger on me. I must be off now I am going to the desert to ward off banditos with Sex. I am supposed to meet up with a Jimbox out there. I am going to prove to him Sex is better than his JK. Pound glass you bunch of girly men!
Funny stuff, but I think those pics are photoshopped.
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Funny stuff, but I think those pics are photoshopped.
Should have been PhotoStopped.
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I don't know if anyone has posted this yet but I found this gem from 2005. Yes six years ago. Not as intricate of a story but still talking about NASA, his affection for skinny tires, his short temper when called out, and same signature on the bottom of his post.

www.jeepbbs.net/forums/showthread.php?p=86835

I really want to know what is wrong with this guy.

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Hello! My name is Darren Stephens. I own a jeep I call Sex. I've had Sex on the beach, Sex in the desert, Sex in the mountains in fact I have had Sex in all corners of the earth (even though the earth is round as per my NASA training.) I have a trillion miles on Sex. How did I do it you may ask because it is a 2011 JK? Easy my love, my wife Samantha Stephens is a witch. WE have been on 145 of cables 155 channels and we travel to distant galaxies and planets. All it takes is a twitch of her nose and were off with Sex! My next project is to probe Uranus. I will fill you in on how me and Sex perform on it! I would post pictures of some of my friends but I don't to cause an inter national incident on which ever forum I am scamming right now. Just a couple of shout outs. First Bill Clinton, Hope you put those cigars to good use I gave you. Second to Mohamar Gahdafi Who pitches a tent and then gets kicked out where ever he goes. I feel your pain brother. I pitch a fit and get kicked off where ever I go! Third Tom Hanks. Used me as a storyline in Forrest Gump. What don't believe I know him! Go ahead and rent it you will see Tom Hanks! Don't believe any of this! You are a bunch of sawed off boy fa88ots especially that daggo bastard who tried to put the stink finger on me. I must be off now I am going to the desert to ward off banditos with Sex. I am supposed to meet up with a Jimbox out there. I am going to prove to him Sex is better than his JK. Pound glass you bunch of girly men!
You are my favorite person. Now you need to PhotoShop your jeep landing on the moon or something lol.

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If I had the money I would make a movie about this guy and his explorations on the different forums.I'd name it Interestingly Tarded.
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I cant believe that the mods in JKO tolerated his language and behavior. Also can not believe that some of the members are getting sucked into his lies. I just took a look at the thread on JKO. Looks like he has a new Lia - this time a girl called Mariakia.
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Does anybody else want to know if he has a security clearance? Hmmmm, volatile, predictable but inappropriately so, grandiose...would you want Charlie Sheen in charge if anything important?
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Does anybody else want to know if he has a security clearance? Hmmmm, volatile, predictable but inappropriately so, grandiose...would you want Charlie Sheen in charge if anything important?
Please put Charlie Sheen in charge of presidential birth certificates.
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Hello! My name is Darren Stephens. I own a jeep I call Sex. I've had Sex on the beach, Sex in the desert, Sex in the mountains in fact I have had Sex in all corners of the earth (even though the earth is round as per my NASA training.) I have a trillion miles on Sex. How did I do it you may ask because it is a 2011 JK? Easy my love, my wife Samantha Stephens is a witch. WE have been on 145 of cables 155 channels and we travel to distant galaxies and planets. All it takes is a twitch of her nose and were off with Sex! My next project is to probe Uranus. I will fill you in on how me and Sex perform on it! I would post pictures of some of my friends but I don't to cause an inter national incident on which ever forum I am scamming right now. Just a couple of shout outs. First Bill Clinton, Hope you put those cigars to good use I gave you. Second to Mohamar Gahdafi Who pitches a tent and then gets kicked out where ever he goes. I feel your pain brother. I pitch a fit and get kicked off where ever I go! Third Tom Hanks. Used me as a storyline in Forrest Gump. What don't believe I know him! Go ahead and rent it you will see Tom Hanks! Don't believe any of this! You are a bunch of sawed off boy fa88ots especially that daggo bastard who tried to put the stink finger on me. I must be off now I am going to the desert to ward off banditos with Sex. I am supposed to meet up with a Jimbox out there. I am going to prove to him Sex is better than his JK. Pound glass you bunch of girly men!

HA!! That's some funny $hit right there...now if you can do the Indiana Jones thing...I might bust a nut laughing.....
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I don't know if anyone has posted this yet but I found this gem from 2005. Yes six years ago. Not as intricate of a story but still talking about NASA, his affection for skinny tires, his short temper when called out, and same signature on the bottom of his post.

www.jeepbbs.net/forums/showthread.php?p=86835

I really want to know what is wrong with this guy.

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Very interesting. If you read the posts on that thread you will find that he admits to having been banned from Pirate. JKO is part of Pirate. I wonder if they will figure it out?
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There is a disconnect and I'm not talking about his sway bars... Roberts behavior is disconnected from reality and I fear he may be showing symptoms of a mental illness or disorder. I wish him well and hope he gets some help.

If I am wrong. And I'm no doctor so I could be then I'd say he should NEVER trade in VEX on any other jeep (JK's included). He had a setup that works and if it ain't broke don't fix it!
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here's a direct quote from another link in 2005:

"I just got another 6 blocks that increases my pull to 4,550,000 lb............. "

pardon my incredulity......that's some serious pull there......perhaps some winching maven here can calculate this out for me....given the standard FPM rate of Jeep winches, even the NASA-grade orbital version....just what would the cable-movement rate reduce to, if we were actually hooked up to such a load? And what would the cable-strength have to be to achieve such pull?

Further, being no engineer, I've tried to access materials charts for weight/strength of a [1" thick sheet steel] welded to the frame of VEX.

The best I could do was to approximate "somewhere between 600~1000#" if my understanding of the charts were at all in the ball park.

Such weight should have serious consequences in both handling as well as performance. I'm wondering, after driving the required average of 205 miles per day over 20 years to arrive at the 1.5 million mile mark, how much time refueling as often as necessary, would add to an otherwise busy day.

How much time would changing engines so many times detract from the rigorous fueling/driving/internet texting/archeology-artiste schedule?

I still would like to believe in the epic yet VEXing panamerican adventurer.
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Ooops! I may have just "accidently" reminded the folks at JKO that he had been banned from Pirate.
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I don't know if anyone has posted this yet but I found this gem from 2005. Yes six years ago. Not as intricate of a story but still talking about NASA, his affection for skinny tires, his short temper when called out, and same signature on the bottom of his post.

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He describes VEX much less "glowingly" in that intro.
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Ooops! I may have just "accidently" reminded the folks at JKO that he had been banned from Pirate.
I don't know daggo. Robert's skills seem pretty impressive. He could probably take your avatar picture upload it at JPL and find out all about you and your location and launch a herd of pigmy headhunters that he converted into a cohesive fighting force while down in Borneo with a hot vixen. You are his Lex Luthor on the internet. He's probably in the middle of nowhere right now with clinched fists raised in the air screaming DAGGOOOOOO0000000!
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I agree with chucky 100%. daggo is probably in the top 3 on Robert's "s***-list"
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Side note, I bet $50 daggo would whip Robert's a**!!
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I agree with chucky 100%. daggo is probably in the top 3 on Robert's "s***-list"
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Side note, I bet $50 daggo would whip Robert's a**!!
CAGE FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What's the difference between Robert Stephens and Chadwick?


They both went off the deep end but one got wet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Forget Robert Stephens, here's a real hero

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