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Old 04-23-2014, 05:07 PM   #1
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I just need to talk:

For many years I have been dating a woman named Rubi. But she's become increasingly difficult to please and high maintenance. The cost to acquire her and her and her subsequent appetites have become expensive. Adorning her used to be a simple thing and she used to have simple tastes. But now the modern world has brought her many options… options which have brought me near to ruin, and which are not nearly enough (she reminds me constantly) to bring out her real potential. I just don't know how to please her anymore without spending the rent money.

I'm going to ....well…..going to break up with her for my new and younger love Jayku Sport (*sniff*). There, I've said it.

Well, Jayku is not as elegant and pretty as my long time girlfriend, who clothed herself with fancy treads and came from the right side of the tracks. She's a bit shorter and more stocky, but with thinner bones, and she wears a more utilitarian and less colorful outfit and less makeup which makes her ...well....simply attractive. I have to admit also that the prospect of touching young steel after lo these many years is on my mind….

Perhaps it is a bit of mid-life crisis, but there is something undeniably attractive to me right now about “cheap and easy” after many years of consistent, ever-present, loyal Rubi. Something new. Interesting. Newfound excitement.

A betrayal? Perhaps. Short lived? Time will tell.

And yes....the new girl she comes from a humble background. But isn't this, in a sense, what America is all about? Opportunity.

Anyway its what's inside that counts, and she's just as beautiful on the inside - delivering passionate and unconditional Pentastar love every time we are together, and who's to say it matters if you have to catch a few “you go with her?” looks after such sweet passion?

This is not without risk however: The loyalty will certainly not match my very robust Rubi-girl. Jayku might run out on me, or she could decide to become a more expensive, high maintenance partner later on after I’m totally hooked. She could demand adornment herself and develop those expensive tastes and appetites – I must be wary and not spoil her. These are the risks we take with committed relationships.

I feel at the same time both titillated, and vulnerable!!!

Well, this is a big step for me. Rubi hasn't changed, I still like her. But I LOVE my money, and Rubi-girl is just going to have to find a new sugar-daddy.

PLEASE: Your advice! Am I doing the right thing?

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Old 04-23-2014, 05:11 PM   #2

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Old 04-23-2014, 05:15 PM   #3
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LOL. There just may come a time that no matter how good looking she may be it's time to kick her to the curb and don't look back. You might ask Rubi to return some of the trappings that you spent your hard earned money on and add them to your new loves wardrobe. If they fit. Or just sell pieces to another.
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Soooo inside of this big thing. Couldn't you have just said it's time to get rid of my rubicon and jump into a JKU ??

I think that would have saved a few of us at least a min or so of life....
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Originally Posted by donmeca2020 View Post
Soooo inside of this big thing. Couldn't you have just said it's time to get rid of my rubicon and jump into a JKU ??

I think that would have saved a few of us at least a min or so of life....
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Old 04-23-2014, 05:26 PM   #6
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I don't know, we picked up a friend for my wife to drive to work last Sept thinking it was a done deal, similar to your new flame. In just those 7-8 months we have dumped 5.5 k into little nothings for her friend. It's a disease I think. Now I'm shopping for a brother to go with her friend.
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Old 04-23-2014, 06:59 PM   #7
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so your ditching ur short and fat rubi for talll and skinny jayku? cant blame ya, i do my women same way. lmao


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