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Old 07-29-2014, 10:25 AM   #1
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Headlights = Headlights

(I tried to keep it PG)
I'm thinking headlights = eyes.

hardtop/soft top = shirt
doors = pants
sans top/doors= naked

gas tank = stomach of a competitive eater
audio system = vocal cords?
muffler = vocal cords?
rear bumper = dat a$$?
trunk = dat a$$?
trunk = lady bits?
trunk security cover = chastity belt?
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I'm thinking headlights = eyes.

hardtop/soft top = shirt
doors = pants
sans top/doors= naked

gas tank = stomach of a competitive eater
audio system = vocal cords?
muffler = vocal cords?
rear bumper = dat a$$?
trunk = dat a$$?
trunk = lady bits?
trunk security cover = chastity belt?
I think we could all add a list off things, but I kindly asked one at a time. That way it gives others a chance to participate. Class out!
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I think we could all add a list off things, but I kindly asked one at a time. That way it gives others a chance to participate. Class out!
Apologies! I must of missed the last bit.

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