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Old 01-13-2014, 05:20 PM   #1
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Talking If your TJ could talk, what would it say?...

Mine would say...

Stop farting on my seats and keep driving fool!

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I appreciate the care and thanks for letting me in a garage for the first time in my life! I will reward you by being a trusty, fun vehicle.
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Lets take our tops off and go drive!!!
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Get that damn salt off of me, I'm dying! Bring me back to that trail!
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My sway bar links are breaking. Why haven't you done anything about it.
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Old 01-13-2014, 07:34 PM   #11
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Hey it's cold out here! When are we moving to texas? I'm bored!!! Let's go get dirty!

I think it would be so funny if jeeps could talk haha
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Old 01-13-2014, 08:57 PM   #13
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I appreciate the care and thanks for letting me in a garage for the first time in my life! I will reward you by being a trusty, fun vehicle.
I think our jeeps think alike
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Old 01-13-2014, 09:38 PM   #14
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I think our jeeps think alike
Hey that's a good thing in my eyes! You know what the say, uhh, happy jeep, happy owner? Or at least the should say that.
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mine's a mute.
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If mine were to start talking, I would probably be in lots of trouble. I welded his lips shut !!!
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Old 01-14-2014, 07:59 AM   #24
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Mine would simply say, "Thank You"

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Old 01-14-2014, 10:05 AM   #25
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get me some thick boots, lift me, mud wrestle me, put it in my tailgate, but don't roll me over while you're in me
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Old 01-14-2014, 10:21 AM   #26
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So uh, when are we headed back out to the trails so I can show off my awesomeness? Just driving the kids to school is pretty lame.
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Thanks for rescuing me from that moron who did all this tasteless modding while never doing any maintenance. I appreciate all the new parts in my engine, especially the complete cooling system replacement. But my suspension was done very poorly and is very tired. Please get me more parts! SOON! (Oh, and those craptastic upper rear shock bolts? Just snap those bad boys off and drill them out. I NEED NEW SHOCKS ON THE BACK, TOO, MAN!)
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Old 01-14-2014, 01:57 PM   #30
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not what mine says but........

If you listen closely all the manual ones are telling you that they want one of Big Sarge's shift knobs!!

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