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Old 03-12-2012, 04:18 AM   #1
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Smile Only Jeep Drivers understand

You cant hear your $300 stereo over the sound of your own tires

you use a hose to wash in inside and outside of your jeep

When the best route from point A to point B is through the rockpile or over the mountain

Your mom and sister can't get in without help

You carry along enough tools to supply a small garage

You can air up your tires without stopping at a gas station.

When your boss's secretary calls to "recommend" that you wash your Jeep

You judge every hill you see by how much fun it would be to climb
When you slam the door and chunks of dried mud crumble to the ground

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Old 03-12-2012, 04:25 AM   #2
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Yep. Agree with them all

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Old 03-12-2012, 08:18 AM   #3
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When "your" parking spot at work is outlined and marked... with mud.
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Old 03-12-2012, 05:08 PM   #4
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Good ones!
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You cant hear your $300 stereo over the sound of your $1200 set of tires
Fixed.

(I recently priced out some new 35" tires. Ouch!)
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When you remove the dash and a/c vents monthly to clean the mud out

Pressure wash the seats
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Your mom and sister and girlfriend can't get in without help
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Yaknow you drive a Jeep, when you can get to the upper level of a parkin garage by takin the stairs
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Old 03-13-2012, 12:10 PM   #9
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Fixed.

(I recently priced out some new 35" tires. Ouch!)
That is no lie, I just started looking at options for mine and I am going to have to sell a kidney!

I am new to the Jeep world but I am slowly beginning to understand all of these. I have had it a little over a month and been lucky enough to go off road a couple of times. After the first trip I was able to find my way home by following the trail of mud, kinda like bread crumbs. Does that count?
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That is no lie, I just started looking at options for mine and I am going to have to sell a kidney!

I am new to the Jeep world but I am slowly beginning to understand all of these. I have had it a little over a month and been lucky enough to go off road a couple of times. After the first trip I was able to find my way home by following the trail of mud, kinda like bread crumbs. Does that count?
Tires are EXPENSIVE. Just went through that buying my 35s and the store was sold out of Goodyear MTR Kevlars. I was upsold to Dick Cepek Mud Countrys. Can't complain because the tires look boss and perform like a hog. But damn the payments were expensive on them. Least it was 0% interest.

-You know you drive a Jeep when every repair ends with "and then I stripped the bolt."
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you spend more time looking for accessories for your jeep than you do driving it.
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-You know you drive a Jeep when every repair ends with "and then I stripped the bolt."
Thats the farkin truth!!!! damn torx head bolts... I'm certain one is going to kill me somehow.
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Tires are EXPENSIVE. Just went through that buying my 35s and the store was sold out of Goodyear MTR Kevlars. I was upsold to Dick Cepek Mud Countrys. Can't complain because the tires look boss and perform like a hog. But damn the payments were expensive on them. Least it was 0% interest.

-You know you drive a Jeep when every repair ends with "and then I stripped the bolt."
On the transmission pan, and spent 20+ hours, extracting, cursing, extracting, cursing more when that didn't work, drilling, breaking, and re-threading, lol

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