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It will live a nice salt-free life in Texas.
Since you are just storing it for 5 months or so, I wouldn't worry about too much. Put some stablizer in the gas a week or two before you store it. And if you can, start it once a month and drive it up/down the street (I realize you will have snow, but if your street has no salt, the Rubi will like the exercise).