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Old 02-26-2013, 01:13 PM   #4051
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When you hope the roads aren't plowed yet during a big storm
Or when you set your alarm for 1 am because that's when the blizzard warning starts.

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Old 02-26-2013, 04:06 PM   #4052
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When you neglect all the things you are supposed to be doing (work, school, bathing, etc.) so that you can either tinker with your rig, or read over 4,000 replies to this question.

0/25 pages written so far, paper due Friday. Looking at Taco Bell trash from lunch.....yesterday. 37 unread emails from work.

I'm not even sorry.

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Old 02-26-2013, 04:10 PM   #4053
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When your wife hands you nudey mags so that maybe you'll refocus on something else.
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Old 02-26-2013, 04:12 PM   #4054
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When your wife hands you nudey mags so that maybe you'll refocus on something else.
Or when your wife's says your porn mag is in the mail and hands you the lasted 4WD magazine
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Old 02-26-2013, 04:26 PM   #4055
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Or when your wife's says your porn mag is in the mail and hands you the lasted 4WD magazine
My wife said the same thing when the new Quadratec release arrived. She knew I was smiling at the JK and not the girl. I could tell her more about the jeep than I could about the girl. Had no idea what color hair, clothes, etc.... But I could tell her what kind of rims and how high of a lift I thought was on the jeep :-)
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Old 02-26-2013, 04:37 PM   #4056
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When you neglect all the things you are supposed to be doing (work, school, bathing, etc.) so that you can either tinker with your rig, or read over 4,000 replies to this question.

0/25 pages written so far, paper due Friday. Looking at Taco Bell trash from lunch.....yesterday. 37 unread emails from work.

I'm not even sorry.
Right there with you with an English test first thing in the morning. Have I studied? Nope. Will I? Nope. I don't even know what it's over
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Old 02-26-2013, 04:48 PM   #4057
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When the only time you pass people is in crappy weather.
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Old 02-26-2013, 05:02 PM   #4058
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You have "Jeep Tan" in the summer. My legs are white. But my arms and chest are golden brown.
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Old 02-26-2013, 07:31 PM   #4059
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When you're thinking of a way to secure your sunglasses down to the little dip on top of the dash for the summer when your topless.

When you're a girl and can say you can't wait to be topless and everyone knows what you're talking about and doesn't think of anything perverted by that
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Old 02-26-2013, 07:32 PM   #4060
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When you're thinking of a way to secure your sunglasses down to the little dip on top of the dash for the summer when your topless.

When you're a girl and can say you can't wait to be topless and everyone knows what you're talking about and doesn't think of anything perverted by that
We still chuckle
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Old 02-26-2013, 07:36 PM   #4061
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We still chuckle
People who don't know what I drive always look at me weird. But they can get over it. Or they ask "who's going to be topless? You or the jeep?" I say both. Lol
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Old 02-26-2013, 08:11 PM   #4062
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When you laugh a little at this picture and then you bust out laughing when you see one particular vehicle.




You also bust out laughing when you see the first two comments in this picture.


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Old 02-26-2013, 11:15 PM   #4063
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When you laugh a little at this picture and then you bust out laughing when you see one particular vehicle.

You also bust out laughing when you see the first two comments in this picture.
Sorry to point out but, even though its not a TJ, the white one is still a Jeep. What I don't see is a Dodge. Dodges suck in mud and sand, but are hard to beat in snow. My supervisor was going through snow that deep with his Dodge, which prompted me to get one. I walked away from many 4x4's in the snow; even Jeeps. I love my Jeep, but rather be honest with myself.
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Old 02-27-2013, 07:03 AM   #4064
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you put stickers on the windshield instead of the bumper
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Old 02-27-2013, 07:04 AM   #4065
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Your heat doesn't work until you get to where you're going.

And you had the heat off for so long the first time you turned it on chunks of mud came flying out.
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Old 02-27-2013, 11:06 AM   #4066
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When your spare tire takes up so much of your rear window you can't see the little tiny cars that pull up behind you at stop lights and you almost roll into them when you start to shift gears
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Old 02-27-2013, 11:13 AM   #4067
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When your spare tire takes up so much of your rear window you can't see the little tiny cars that pull up behind you at stop lights and you almost roll into them when you start to shift gears
Only rolled into one guy, and it was on purpose... Super steep hill and he was within 6" away from my bumper for at least 4 stop lights so I took advantage of the hill and hit him. Nothing got hurt but he learned a valuable lesson I hope.
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Old 02-27-2013, 01:03 PM   #4068
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When your speed on the highway is greatly affected by the direction and speed of the wind
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Old 02-27-2013, 01:20 PM   #4069
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Old 02-27-2013, 02:28 PM   #4070
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When you wouldn't run a carbon fiber hood even after loosing a bet
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Old 02-27-2013, 02:33 PM   #4071
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When you wouldn't run a carbon fiber hood even after loosing a bet
why is that...wouldnt it be lighter? my tj's hood is insanely heavy
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Old 02-27-2013, 02:42 PM   #4072
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why is that...wouldnt it be lighter? my tj's hood is insanely heavy
Because those are for Hondas and JKs. Why would you care if its lighter? You drag racing your Jeep?
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Old 02-27-2013, 02:45 PM   #4073
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well no. lol. but the way i see it, for all the heavy mods that we add onto out jeeps (bumpers, rockrails, oversized spares, etc.) everything that you can save weight on will help. idk about you, but my little 4-banger struggles to keep my jeep at highwayspeeds. if someone offered me a CF hood, i wouldnt turn it down. now, to be fair - i would paint it black to match the rest of my jeep. i wouldnt need to show off the fact that its CF. lol THAT would be ricey. just my .02 though.
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Old 02-27-2013, 02:47 PM   #4074
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Only rolled into one guy, and it was on purpose... Super steep hill and he was within 6" away from my bumper for at least 4 stop lights so I took advantage of the hill and hit him. Nothing got hurt but he learned a valuable lesson I hope.
Hahaha that's awesome. I'm sure he did learn a lesson. I feel sorry for anyone that runs into me or I roll up on haha
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Only rolled into one guy, and it was on purpose... Super steep hill and he was within 6" away from my bumper for at least 4 stop lights so I took advantage of the hill and hit him. Nothing got hurt but he learned a valuable lesson I hope.
I've backed a few people down that got a little too close doing that. Let it roll a littler further than usual. When they see that big spare and bumper coming at them, they get the hint! And if they don't, next stop, they're getting it.
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Old 02-27-2013, 03:58 PM   #4076
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...during halftime at a basketball game, you are looking at jeep parts on your phone, instead of the cheerleaders
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Old 02-27-2013, 08:53 PM   #4078
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Your looking at wrangler forum on yer phone while your on the exercise machine listening to pandora!!!
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When you're sitting in anatomy class and not listening to what the professor is saying because you are thinking of stuff to buy for your Jeep
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