A few months ago we had a blizzard here in Amarillo (yes it does snow in Texas!). So I'm out playing in the snow, and I go and visit my sister. Well, on my way back home I get a craving for cinnamon rolls, but all the grocery stores are closed! So I'm driving around looking for a gas staition that's open, because even prepackaged cinnamon rolls are better than no cinnamon rolls! I find one that's still open, I go in, the shelves are almost bare, but they have one package of cinnamon rolls left. So I snatch that shit up, get a coffee, pay and head back out to the Jeep. There's some guy standing next to the Jeep. I go on high alert, strange people waiting by my vehicle and all. As I walk up, he asks me if I can give him a ride... out to the other side of town. So naturally, being the niceish guy I am, I say I will. As we're pulling out of the parking lot, he makes the mistake of telling me he's never ridden in a Jeep before. I take this as a cue to channel my inner rally driver, and give him the ride of his life! There were several times he thought we were going to get stuck, and I kept telling him, "As long as we're moving we ain't stuck!" Well, I got him out there and back to his appartments, safe and sound. I think he pooped himself a little, but I had a great time!
__________________ Jeeps don't get stuck, they just take breaks every once in a while... in deep holes.
Location: 1 mile from the middle of nowhere, North Carolina
Your buddy who has a '13 Challenger RT (and it is wicked as hell) decides after listening to hours of you talking about your TJ and all you want to do to it, and leafing through the latest Quadratec catalog, decides to buy his own TJ just to run with you.
When your wife won't get in your Jeep because it's loud, bumpy and doesn't have heated seats but as soon as the top comes off she has her hair in a pony tail and takes the Jeep to pick up a few things at the store....she was gone two hrs and needed petrol when she hot home
When you take the top off for topless day get super muddy and dirty inside and out and then it rains the next night and your sad it will wash your mud off but glad it will clean the inside out. I ended up just tying a tarp to it..
you take your college roommate for a ride and both of you had CJs in college and he says "man this thing sure is much more luxurious, quite and rides so much better than our CJs". That is a good day but it also gave us time to reminisce about our CJ days...
When nobody waves to you when your driving your JK, and you want yell " I have a TJ at home!!!"
That's what you get for leaving the TJ at home ...
99 TJ 4.0L 5 speed, 4 1/2'' lift, Iron Rock Offroad long arm kit,Ford 8.8 rear end conversion limited slip 3.73's,4 wheel disc brakes,BDS shocks and steering stabilizer,front end quick disconnects,Speed by Spector cold air intake,throttle body spacer,Performance exhaust(Quiet)ORO light DOT LED tail lights and license plate light,Currie aftermarket bumpers, Bluetooth Stereo,ION 171 wheels,33X12.5R15 Cooper STT's. And always looking for more....Just Empty Every Pocket!
When your AC only works on full blast but you don't fix it because you would rather spend the money on a heavy-duty tire carrier for the tires you just bought instead of fixing the AC.
2013 Commando Green JKU Sahara, Saddle Leather, 730N, Body Color Hard Top.
2006 Midnight Blue TJX, 33" BFG KM2 (sold).
1999 XJ 2 door (traded for TJ)
1994 XJ Sport (totalled)
1988 Wagoneer (Drove it till it fell apart. R.I.P Woody)
Had this for a bit, take off the cap and see if there's any junk or it or if you can feel "crunch" in the hoses like there's gunk in there. I was going to flush it, but since I was away at school the old man had it replaced.
Poverty/College Budget 2004 TJ 2.5" RC coils, 1.25" BL, MML, JK shocks, 33x12.5 Federal MT's
If it can't be fixed with squats or fish oil...your probably gonna die (u aware?)