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You know you drive a TJ when....

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#1 ·
1 - newer jeep owners are envious because they spent three times as much for a vehicle that is less fun.

2 - You secretly have a contest in your garage to see which will win. Will there be a larger fluid puddle or more loose rust on the garage floor each time you pull it put.

3 - You drive a manual but avoid using second until your baby warms up.

4 - After washing and waxing, you WD40 the door hinges.

5 - You never heard of power windows

6 - You are on a first name basis with the manager at the local auto parts store.

7 - No oner ever tries to race you at a light.

10 - If busted for speeding it was for going less than 70 mph.

11 - You drive the only vehicle both owned by 16 year old girls and 70 year old men and both think they are cool.

12 - Your doors have faded at a different rate then the rest of the jeep.

Now you guys add some.
 
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#7,187 ·
C'mon man.....Im new to the thread but this is way too much fun. Since there are 240 pages Im throwin mine up....may have been used but forgive me if so.....

......If you play the "whats that vibration game" with your kids riding down the road. C'mon, you guys know the one. You turn the radio down, b/c everyone knows you can feel the vibes better without music right?....then you speed up, slow down, speed up, slow down, swerve left, swerve right, clutch in, clutch out......etc, etc, till you 6 year old son says, "daddy, I dont feel a thing but your bad driving". LOL
 
#7,188 ·
C'mon man.....Im new to the thread but this is way too much fun. Since there are 240 pages Im throwin mine up....may have been used but forgive me if so.....

......If you play the "whats that vibration game" with your kids riding down the road. C'mon, you guys know the one. You turn the radio down, b/c everyone knows you can feel the vibes better without music right?....then you speed up, slow down, speed up, slow down, swerve left, swerve right, clutch in, clutch out......etc, etc, till you 6 year old son says, "daddy, I dont feel a thing but your bad driving". LOL


lolol.yup we play the same kind of game when my wife is riding with us...worries the crap out of her.:happyyes:
 
#7,192 ·
When you bought the part you need, but track the part you want and then are thankful that the ups truck won't deliver that package until the husband is gone on a work trip. Hoping he won't notice the new clear turn signal and parking lights.
 
#7,195 ·
I about took a semi out this morning on the 4 mile patch of road to work that just so happens to be about 200 ft wide between the bay and the gulf. That semi went by and created some sort of wind block or vacuum or something(25-30 MPH crosswinds this morning). And my jeep went all kinds of squirly when he went by. We were Rollin at 65 MPH.
 
#7,197 ·
Snagging belt loops -I was doing the same thing for about the first 2 years I owned my TJ. Started buying $15 a pair Wrangler jeans at Wally World. Finally, I put a bead of clear silicone sealer around the flange of the door strike where it bolts to the tub. Now I only snag about one pair a year.
 
#7,212 ·
Hey Justin, I'm in Flagler County (just north of Daytona). I've been here about 7 months now. Topless and fishing 11 months a year... I cant believe it took me this long to get here..lol Once the Jeep is done i'm looking forward to finding some trails. Do you run with the Poke County trail hoppers? Met a a few ladies from down that way and whew, they know how to have a good time.

Jeff B.
 
#7,207 ·
Ive read hundreds of posts about ripping the belt loops and thought yall were all crazy. Had my jeep for two years and havent done it once. Today i ripped a loop. I guess im an official Jeeper now.
 
#7,213 ·
Ripping a belt loop is funny, but whats worse is when you catch coming out and it doesnt rip. Lets put it this way... I got two older brother and neither of them have given me a wedgie as bad as my jeep has..lol
 
#7,223 ·
I still don't get how the loops get ripped off?
Maybe my shirt hanging down past my belt line saves my belt loops?
Must catch just right on the latch, shirt hanging over old jeans and all. What can I say, for over 8 years, I never understood what people were talking about. Took my steps off, took 3 loops off in a day. That was probably a year ago, now that I know to look, haven't got one since, but have had a couple close calls.
 
#7,225 ·
Stock? Craigslist all day.. or a scrap yard. They are all over the place here in FL. Where are you at?

Jeff B.
 
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