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Old 05-15-2012, 02:19 PM   #1231
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Mines been hooked four times? Yeah. And this time it was not a pretty one. I'm pricing new blocks.
What happened this time??

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Old 05-15-2012, 02:47 PM   #1232
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What happened this time??
Engine go boom.

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Old 05-15-2012, 02:56 PM   #1233
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Im in love with my woman and with my Jeep and when my woman is in my Jeep...I'm in ecstasy.
Im a simple man. Easy to please.
i personally like the deftones version better
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Old 05-15-2012, 02:59 PM   #1234
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When you spend the first 6 weeks of jeep ownership concocting plans to trick your gf into getting in your "deathtrap" with the doors off.
Only took me 2 weeks
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Old 05-15-2012, 03:32 PM   #1235
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When it racks up more miles like this

Then this
Why don't you grab it from the front? And just put it in neutral? Or drop the driveshaft. Then you don't have to worry about it dog legging or anything
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Old 05-15-2012, 03:35 PM   #1236
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Engine go boom.
Is that from overheating?
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Old 05-15-2012, 03:55 PM   #1237
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Why don't you grab it from the front? And just put it in neutral? Or drop the driveshaft. Then you don't have to worry about it dog legging or anything
cause I ain't the tow truck driver and I told him to rig it to fall off.
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Is that from overheating?
Not directly no. Something inside the block decided it wasn't happy
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Old 05-15-2012, 06:54 PM   #1238
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i personally like the deftones version better
Lynyrd Skynyrd that is all.
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Old 05-15-2012, 07:03 PM   #1239
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Lynyrd Skynyrd that is all.
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Old 05-15-2012, 11:05 PM   #1240
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cause I ain't the tow truck driver and I told him to rig it to fall off.

Not directly no. Something inside the block decided it wasn't happy
Oh. Dang. So no jeep for you for a while?
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Old 05-16-2012, 12:38 AM   #1241
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You know you drive a jeep when your cleaning the mud off your wheels with the "blue stuff" and you accidentally spray your fenders, and realize they are in fact black. BTW that stuff works great for making your fenders black again!
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Old 05-16-2012, 01:00 AM   #1242
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Also when you windshield fluid stays full because the only thing it sprays is your hi-lift
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Old 05-16-2012, 01:04 AM   #1243
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when your Jeep marks its territory every place you stop at via minor oil leaks...
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Old 05-16-2012, 01:05 AM   #1244
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Oh. Dang. So no jeep for you for a while?
Well. No wrangler. I'm rolling in my 00 grand Cherokee which is nice, but it's got a top and doors. Yuck.
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Old 05-16-2012, 01:14 AM   #1245
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Also when you windshield fluid stays full because the only thing it sprays is your hi-lift
Turn it so the handle faces forward, problem solved.
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Old 05-16-2012, 01:23 AM   #1246
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Turn it so the handle faces forward, problem solved.
Or move your hi lift to somewhere that it won't smack you in the face in an accident.
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Old 05-16-2012, 02:53 AM   #1247
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When you turn up to a meeting at work, suited and booted, and someone points out you've got mud on the back of your upper leg from brushing the rock slider on the way out of your lifted TJ.
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Old 05-16-2012, 07:55 AM   #1248
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Well. No wrangler. I'm rolling in my 00 grand Cherokee which is nice, but it's got a top and doors. Yuck.
Ouch. That's no fun!
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When you leave your windowns down and doors unlocked over night and are still not stunned at the sight of slashed windows.
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When you leave your windowns down and doors unlocked over night and are still not stunned at the sight of slashed windows.
Agreed. I think people do it to be butt holes
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Old 05-16-2012, 09:42 AM   #1251
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When you spend two hours driving on the highway in a thunderstorm without a top or doors and you're dissapointed when you have to go inside and dry off. Also when you need windshield wipers just as bad on the inside as you do the outside.
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When you spend two hours driving on the highway in a thunderstorm without a top or doors and you're dissapointed when you have to go inside and dry off. Also when you need windshield wipers just as bad on the inside as you do the outside.
That's my yesterday! It was raining all day. And I still had my doors and everything off. (although I have a bikini top) everyone was looking at me funny driving in the downpour. It does suck tho having to carry a towel around to clean the inside of the windshield to see tho.
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When you leave your windowns down and doors unlocked over night and are still not stunned at the sight of slashed windows.
Did this happen to you?

If it happened to me I wouldn't be too mad cuz my windows are terribly scratched and need replacing!
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Old 05-16-2012, 10:31 AM   #1254
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When you turn up to a meeting at work, suited and booted, and someone points out you've got mud on the back of your upper leg from brushing the rock slider on the way out of your lifted TJ.
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When you're at the airport and everyone is on their phones, ipods, laptops, etc and you're the only one making noise flipping through your jeep magazine.
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Yeah, twice. Both times they didn't steal anything. I lived where it was just street parking right up the road from a few bars. First time it was locked up, after that doors were always unlocked and windows were open or cracked if the weather was alright. I am guessing it just seems like a good time to slash a window when you're drunk.

The fact that they didn't steal my CD's made me doubt my music selection though!
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Yeah, twice. Both times they didn't steal anything. I lived where it was just street parking right up the road from a few bars. First time it was locked up, after that doors were always unlocked and windows were open or cracked if the weather was alright. I am guessing it just seems like a good time to slash a window when you're drunk.

The fact that they didn't steal my CD's made me doubt my music selection though!
Hahaha the cd thing is hilarious, im glad I still have the tape deck. I've had a gps stolen, and my other cars window smashed without taking anything, I think people just are a$$holes when they see you can afford more than they can...my neighbors hate me.
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Or move your hi lift to somewhere that it won't smack you in the face in an accident.
I was looking for a place to mount mine, and I see all these people who mount it to the hood. Witch, don't get me wrong is a great place for access. But I always feel that if i get into an accident ill have a Hi-Lift through my chest or something....
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. . . you're embarrassed that your buddy's JK has four doors.
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. . . you're embarrassed that your buddy's JK has four doors.
When your embarrassed to help your buddy put a lift on his 4 door jk wagon knowing that it will never leave pavement.

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