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Old 07-27-2012, 06:17 AM   #1861
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Old 07-27-2012, 06:35 AM   #1862
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You check the weather every time you do out for more then a hour to make sure you don't need doors or a roof
Hahaha damn right. I have 3 weather apps on my phone just to make sure

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Old 07-27-2012, 07:15 AM   #1863
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When all the people standing outside the bar get a free shot because your girlfriend is wearing a skirt with no panties and has to climb up in the jeep...
Then out of respect for her you should stand behind her as she gets in so to block their view.
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Old 07-27-2012, 09:01 AM   #1864
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Then out of respect for her you should stand behind her as she gets in so to block their view.
Or stand behind her ass when she gets in so you get the view...
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Old 07-27-2012, 09:21 AM   #1865
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Or stand behind her ass when she gets in so you get the view...
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Old 07-27-2012, 09:27 AM   #1866
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Or stand behind her ass when she gets in so you get the view...
That will work too...
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Old 07-27-2012, 11:13 AM   #1867
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When you have a black scuff mark mid-thigh on all your khakis.
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Old 07-27-2012, 11:32 AM   #1868
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1) You aren't surprised that your fog lights have decided to turn themselves on.

2) You know how to replace a multi-function switch on a steering column.

3) You know that not all of the tabs on a fog light relay need to be plugged in....and which one should be bent out of place

4) You know what a "blower motor resistor" is...and how to replace one.

5) You don't idle in neutral at a drive through...so the cashier can hear you.

6) You have cardboard on the floor of your garage.

7) You still smile when walking to your vehicle each day...after owning it for 11 years.


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Old 07-27-2012, 01:37 PM   #1869
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When you have a black scuff mark mid-thigh on all your khakis.
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Old 07-27-2012, 01:51 PM   #1870
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When you have a black scuff mark mid-thigh on all your khakis.
ive ruined all of my good long khakis for work. its the tire dressing - i lean against the tires when i put the top up/down. but if u dont dress em, they dont mess up your britches. lol.
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Old 07-27-2012, 01:56 PM   #1871
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ive ruined all of my good long khakis for work. its the tire dressing - i lean against the tires when i put the top up/down. but if u dont dress em, they dont mess up your britches. lol.
Oh okay, I also don't put my top up and down
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Old 07-27-2012, 03:46 PM   #1872
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Old 07-27-2012, 06:09 PM   #1873
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ive ruined all of my good long khakis for work. its the tire dressing - i lean against the tires when i put the top up/down. but if u dont dress em, they dont mess up your britches. lol.
I mess mine up from when I get in and I swing me leg up and it brushes the bottom of the steering wheel cause the coating rubs off. It gets on my hands sometimes too if it's humid enough. Does this happen to anyone else? I do this literally every morning.
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Old 07-27-2012, 06:39 PM   #1874
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When the pizza delivery dude blocks u in at the house u are dropping your sister off at to babysit so that he can talk to u about your jeep. Lol
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Old 07-27-2012, 07:24 PM   #1875
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You open your doors at drive throughs because the half doors sliders are so small.
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Old 07-27-2012, 08:55 PM   #1876
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Or stand behind her ass when she gets in so you get the view...
or to get you some....
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Old 07-27-2012, 08:57 PM   #1877
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How about when your downshifting from 2nd to 1st and your hand slips off the shifter knob and you end up punching the stereo and popping off the face plate I'm very embarrassed to admit this lol please tell me this doesn't just happen to me
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Old 07-27-2012, 09:52 PM   #1878
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...i never downshift to 1st...idk.
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Old 07-27-2012, 09:54 PM   #1879
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Got my spiderweb TJ ShadeCage installed!
I might need that to keep my one and half year old from throwing things out
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Old 07-27-2012, 10:15 PM   #1880
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You were thinking about selling then; you come to this thread and re-read all the posts and decide you can not part with your baby yet
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Old 07-27-2012, 10:20 PM   #1881
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I might need that to keep my one and half year old from throwing things out
It's great, f you haven't read about it I'd suggest checking out their website, it cuts out 100% of harmful UV rays and keeps the vehicle I think 25% cooler
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Old 07-28-2012, 08:47 AM   #1882
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...i never downshift to 1st...idk.
X2 I don't down shift at all dunno
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Old 07-28-2012, 09:22 AM   #1883
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...i never downshift to 1st...idk.
Same, its to small of gear. By the time you can shift into it smoothly, youre stopped
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Old 07-28-2012, 09:41 AM   #1884
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X2 I don't down shift at all dunno
Lol. Yeah, very seldom do I downshift at all either. I'm more of a "throw it in neutral and coast" kinda guy.
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Old 07-28-2012, 09:57 AM   #1885
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Lol. Yeah, very seldom do I downshift at all either. I'm more of a "throw it in neutral and coast" kinda guy.
Me too
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Old 07-28-2012, 12:20 PM   #1886
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When u see this a find it a challenge!! Haha. "DO NOT PUSH"
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Old 07-28-2012, 01:18 PM   #1887
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When all the people standing outside the bar get a free shot because your girlfriend is wearing a skirt with no panties and has to climb up in the jeep...
Pics or it didn't happen!!!! Lmao just kidding buddy
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When your black dress pants have a brown dirt spot right above the knee from reaching inside to get something
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Just did this:
When you open the garage and it's lightly raining, and you say F it, I'm only going to the store, and I'd rather get damp then put the top and doors on. (I was already in "Safari mode", works great as long as you are moving).
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Just did this:
When you open the garage and it's lightly raining, and you say F it, I'm only going to the store, and I'd rather get damp then put the top and doors on. (I was already in "Safari mode", works great as long as you are moving).
Happens to me yesterday. Wasn't raining yet, but it's rained almost everyday for the last week or so. Looked kind of clear so I said screw it and striped her down. My girlfriend wasn't to happy when we got caught by the rain though.. Haha, finally made me pull the carpet to let her dry, and I gotta say I like it better that way.

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