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Old 08-10-2012, 09:01 PM   #2101
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As we say around here.. He must be whipped.
Obviously haha, not once did I agree to let the ex drive, for two reasons, one she drove like a deranged ape with a death wish, and two, she drove a black bug with hot pink racing stripes, never!

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Old 08-10-2012, 09:15 PM   #2102
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Mine wants me to get her a Wrangler. Like I need another thing to work on...

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Obviously haha, not once did I agree to let the ex drive, for two reasons, one she drove like a deranged ape with a death wish, and two, she drove a black bug with hot pink racing stripes, never!

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Old 08-10-2012, 09:19 PM   #2103
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You try to eat a bag of chips with no top.
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Old 08-10-2012, 09:19 PM   #2104
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I thought of another one, although I'm sure it's been mentioned.

When you don't always drive directly to your location, you often times take the long long long ways.
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Old 08-10-2012, 09:20 PM   #2105
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You try to eat a bag of chips with no top.
For those of us that dip, trying to put a dip in while the Jeeps moving with the top and doors off is nearly impossible without having half your can blow out the door too.
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Old 08-10-2012, 09:26 PM   #2106
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Mine wants me to get her a Wrangler. Like I need another thing to work on...
That's a good woman there, and definitely wouldn't mind working on a second wrangler.
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Old 08-11-2012, 05:00 AM   #2107
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When your driving and have to pull into a parking lot at 11 at night because the girls your with can't eat ice cream with their hair blowing around.
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Old 08-11-2012, 09:30 AM   #2109
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When your driving and have to pull into a parking lot at 11 at night because the girls your with can't eat ice cream with their hair blowing around.
X2 my girlfriend always wants to take the jeep... therefore, I ALWAYS have to remind her to put her hair up so she doesn't get annoyed hah
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Old 08-11-2012, 09:48 AM   #2110
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Obviously haha, not once did I agree to let the ex drive, for two reasons, one she drove like a deranged ape with a death wish, and two, she drove a black bug with hot pink racing stripes, never!
Would you rather ride in that bug, or my ex girlfriends camo h2...
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Old 08-11-2012, 09:50 AM   #2111
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Would you rather ride in that bug, or my ex girlfriends camo h2...
That woulda been a deal breaker right off the bat
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When all your friends in HS think you have to much equipment on your jeep and their jealous they dont have a Jeep
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Old 08-11-2012, 11:26 AM   #2113
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That woulda been a deal breaker right off the bat
She also had a fj cruiser... and thought both were better than my jeep. Why I stayed with her for 2 months. I have no idea.
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Old 08-11-2012, 11:36 AM   #2114
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She also had a fj cruiser... and thought both were better than my jeep. Why I stayed with her for 2 months. I have no idea.
I do like the FJ but not more than a wrangler for sure
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Old 08-11-2012, 11:42 AM   #2115
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I let my wife drive my Jeep all the time. Its kind of a love hate thing. I hate to see her go, but I love watching her leave.
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Old 08-11-2012, 11:43 AM   #2116
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I let my wife drive my Jeep all the time. Its kind of a love hate thing. I hate to see her go, but I love watching her leave.
Was that intended to be somewhat of a quote?
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Old 08-11-2012, 11:43 AM   #2117
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I pulled up to a filling pump after returning from an offroad trip still all nice and dirty. A woman at the next pump said her son in the passenger seat saw my Jeep and commented that he just died and went to heaven. My reply was, "I just got back and it was wonderful!"
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Old 08-11-2012, 11:44 AM   #2118
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I do like the FJ but not more than a wrangler for sure
There's to many things I dislike about it...
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Old 08-11-2012, 11:47 AM   #2120
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I pulled up to a filling pump after returning from an offroad trip still all nice and dirty. A woman at the next pump said her son in the passenger seat saw my Jeep and commented that he just died and went to heaven. My reply was, "I just got back and it was wonderful!"
Nice! I had a old guy in a brand new mustang at the gas station telling me he should have bought a jeep.
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Old 08-11-2012, 11:48 AM   #2121
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There's to many things I dislike about it...
Oh ya it's a terrible car to drive, the entire thing is a giant blind spot, the motor is mediocre at best, the 4x4 system doesn't work to well. But I'd take it for a DD haha I live toyotas of all kinds
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Oh ya it's a terrible car to drive, the entire thing is a giant blind spot, the motor is mediocre at best, the 4x4 system doesn't work to well. But I'd take it for a DD haha I live toyotas of all kinds
I rather drive a hummer.
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Yes she is... Maybe next spring...

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Old 08-11-2012, 12:30 PM   #2124
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When you spend more time in the gargage then you do in the house.
Yeah I love that one! I'm not neccesarily working on the jeep. But I got a great woman that loves to be out in the garage with me also. Cooking on the grill, playing with our two labs or just having a beer and cranking up the surround sound.
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Old 08-11-2012, 12:32 PM   #2125
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When you use the bumper for what its made for, removing shopping carts from your parking spot.
I didn't use my bumper but I had the doors off and reach out while driving and moved the cart out of my way. My son thought that was so cool. He is 10
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Old 08-11-2012, 12:35 PM   #2126
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When you try to light a cigarette with no top or doors... You gotta take advantage of the stop lights :-). I need to quit smoking :-/
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When you try to light a cigarette with no top or doors... You gotta take advantage of the stop lights :-). I need to quit smoking :-/
Yea I've learned that's just can't be done in a jeep need to pull over or get prepped for the stop light my girl learned the hard way not to eat ice cream with the top and doors off I told her it prolly wasnt I good idea but she insisted and ended up wearing a lot of it and then so did the dash and inside the windshield
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Yea I've learned that's just can't be done in a jeep need to pull over or get prepped for the stop light my girl learned the hard way not to eat ice cream with the top and doors off I told her it prolly wasnt I good idea but she insisted and ended up wearing a lot of it and then so did the dash and inside the windshield
Powdered sugar is also a bad idea...
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Old 08-11-2012, 03:56 PM   #2129
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When you purposely park next to someone who is parked on the line or in your parking space just to see them squirm their way into their car without denting their doors on your sliders.

Theres a funny story behind this one. Kids and I went to Moe's last wednesday for dinner, someone in a lexus suv parked right on the line and no one else wanted to park so close to her. I didnt mind since I had no doors. Turns out it was some really fat lady and she had such a hard time getting in her suv. The kids and I were watching from inside and laughing hysterically. She finally got upset and slammed her door open, it hit my side step and set off my alarm. Now she is struggling to get in the suv and my alarm is screaming at her and everyone else is looking at her and shaking their head saying she shouldnt have parked so close to that big ass Jeep. Good times.

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