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Old 08-11-2012, 04:02 PM   #2131
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When you purposely park next to someone who is parked on the line or in your parking space just to see then squirm their way into their car without denting their doors on your sliders.

Theres a funny story behind this one. Kids and I went to Moe's last wednesday for dinner, someone in a lexus suv parked right on the line and no one else wanted to park so close to her. I didnt mind since I had no doors. Turns out it was some really fat lady and she had such a hard time getting in her suv. The kids and I were watching from inside and laughing hysterically. She finally got upset and slammed her door open, it hit my side step and set off my alarm. Now she is struggling to get in the suv and my alarm is screaming at her and everyone else is looking at her and shaking their head saying she shouldnt have parked so close to that big ass Jeep. Good times.
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Old 08-11-2012, 04:09 PM   #2132
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when you purposely park next to someone who is parked on the line or in your parking space just to see them squirm their way into their car without denting their doors on your sliders.

Theres a funny story behind this one. Kids and i went to moe's last wednesday for dinner, someone in a lexus suv parked right on the line and no one else wanted to park so close to her. I didnt mind since i had no doors. Turns out it was some really fat lady and she had such a hard time getting in her suv. The kids and i were watching from inside and laughing hysterically. She finally got upset and slammed her door open, it hit my side step and set off my alarm. Now she is struggling to get in the suv and my alarm is screaming at her and everyone else is looking at her and shaking their head saying she shouldnt have parked so close to that big ass jeep. Good times.
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Old 08-11-2012, 04:10 PM   #2133
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A few jerks make people think all Jeepers are as#@#les...
Hmmm... I've never heard anyone say that before. Must just be where you live.


Also, that is hilarious.
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Old 08-11-2012, 04:11 PM   #2134
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When you purposely park next to someone who is parked on the line or in your parking space just to see them squirm their way into their car without denting their doors on your sliders.

Theres a funny story behind this one. Kids and I went to Moe's last wednesday for dinner, someone in a lexus suv parked right on the line and no one else wanted to park so close to her. I didnt mind since I had no doors. Turns out it was some really fat lady and she had such a hard time getting in her suv. The kids and I were watching from inside and laughing hysterically. She finally got upset and slammed her door open, it hit my side step and set off my alarm. Now she is struggling to get in the suv and my alarm is screaming at her and everyone else is looking at her and shaking their head saying she shouldnt have parked so close to that big ass Jeep. Good times.
Kinda rude... but I would have laughed to.
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Old 08-11-2012, 04:14 PM   #2135
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Kinda rude... but I would have laughed to.

Maybe a little, but appreciate the honesty. People just need to learn how to park their huge suv's.
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Old 08-11-2012, 04:15 PM   #2136
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Maybe a little, but appreciate the honesty. People just need to learn how to park their huge suv's.
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Old 08-11-2012, 04:15 PM   #2137
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Maybe a little, but appreciate the honesty. People just need to learn how to park their huge suv's.
I'll agree with that, went to panda express last night and some jerk had parked his ram 1500 horizontally taking like 4-5 spots.
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Old 08-11-2012, 04:18 PM   #2138
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I'll agree with that, went to panda express last night and some jerk had parked his ram 1500 horizontally taking like 4-5 spots.
Wouldnt you just love to hook up your winch and straighten that thing out? lol
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Old 08-11-2012, 04:19 PM   #2139
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Wouldnt you just love to hook up your winch and straighten that thing out? lol
If I had a winch I would seriously consider doing it. People like that guy are the reason we can't have nice things.
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Old 08-11-2012, 04:20 PM   #2140
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Maybe a little, but appreciate the honesty. People just need to learn how to park their huge suv's.
Haha yep. I have my doors on. But I wanna do that soon to someone. I''ll just climb out the window or the back.
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Old 08-11-2012, 04:34 PM   #2141
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If I had a winch I would seriously consider doing it. People like that guy are the reason we can't have nice things.
Iono how good winches are... but can it pull a truck like that?
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Old 08-11-2012, 04:44 PM   #2142
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Iono how good winches are... but can it pull a truck like that?
Short answer: yes
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Old 08-11-2012, 04:58 PM   #2143
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Short answer: yes
Really? Just seems to me that since the ram is heavier... The winch will just pull your jeep toward it. Not the ram toward your jeep.
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Old 08-11-2012, 05:02 PM   #2144
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Really? Just seems to me that since the ram is heavier... The winch will just pull your jeep toward it. Not the ram toward your jeep.
Or is it that you'll be pulling the front or rear end. So it'll be less weight so you'll be Able to move it?
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Old 08-11-2012, 06:27 PM   #2145
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I chock the wheels when winching others.
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Old 08-11-2012, 06:46 PM   #2146
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Old 08-11-2012, 09:25 PM   #2147
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When you try to light a cigarette with no top or doors... You gotta take advantage of the stop lights :-). I need to quit smoking :-/
I totally know what you mean lol. Never thought i would ever hope for some traffic on a long drive just to light one up.
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Old 08-11-2012, 09:42 PM   #2148
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Old 08-11-2012, 09:45 PM   #2149
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You know you drive a TJ, when your work commute is 48 miles in one direction and you have memorized exactly what bumps to avoid and the exact location of each one along the interstate that can induce death wobble until you figure out the suspension cause.
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Old 08-12-2012, 12:04 AM   #2150
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I totally know what you mean lol. Never thought i would ever hope for some traffic on a long drive just to light one up.
When I ask if they have torch(wind proof) lighters they look at me like I'm a meth head. I just want to be able to smoke a cig with doors off.
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Old 08-12-2012, 12:14 AM   #2151
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The dash lighter works still? Even in a monsoon
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Old 08-12-2012, 11:41 AM   #2152
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When you constantly pull full sized trucks outta the mud just because they say a jeep can't do it. Then drive through the mud hole with ease because your tj doesn't weigh 5000 lbs.
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When you constantly pull full sized trucks outta the mud just because they say a jeep can't do it. Then drive through the mud hole with ease because your tj doesn't weigh 5000 lbs.
Nope just 4500
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Old 08-12-2012, 02:34 PM   #2154
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Old 08-12-2012, 02:38 PM   #2155
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What are you tryin to race? A moped?
That post sir was hilarious.
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That post sir was hilarious.
Agreed.
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You know you drive a TJ when you get pulled over and know for a fact that it wasnt for speeding.
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You know you drive a TJ when you get pulled over and know for a fact that it wasnt for speeding.
What did you do? Accidentally run over a Prius?
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Old 08-12-2012, 09:06 PM   #2160
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I would really like to know if anyone has ever hit a Smart for Two car with anything. I see one while driving home from work on the interstate regularly. I would rather be in an accident on the Road King.

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