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You know you drive a TJ when....

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#1 ·
1 - newer jeep owners are envious because they spent three times as much for a vehicle that is less fun.

2 - You secretly have a contest in your garage to see which will win. Will there be a larger fluid puddle or more loose rust on the garage floor each time you pull it put.

3 - You drive a manual but avoid using second until your baby warms up.

4 - After washing and waxing, you WD40 the door hinges.

5 - You never heard of power windows

6 - You are on a first name basis with the manager at the local auto parts store.

7 - No oner ever tries to race you at a light.

10 - If busted for speeding it was for going less than 70 mph.

11 - You drive the only vehicle both owned by 16 year old girls and 70 year old men and both think they are cool.

12 - Your doors have faded at a different rate then the rest of the jeep.

Now you guys add some.
 
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#6,577 ·
at least here in cali. when someone is going slow in front of you so you go slow and the car behind you flips you off for going slow. not fault most jeepers drive at 55 while i can drive at 70 no problem.


i get the same mpg at 55 as i do at 75. is that normal? haha
 
#6,578 ·
at least here in cali. when someone is going slow in front of you so you go slow and the car behind you flips you off for going slow. not fault most jeepers drive at 55 while i can drive at 70 no problem.

i get the same mpg at 55 as i do at 75. is that normal? haha
I drive at about 60/65 regularly. I dnt have that issue. Now...I do have a problem where it will bog down.
 
#6,593 ·
When a lady backs into the corner of your steel bumper and it completely destroys her tail light ad leaves a huge hole in it and she begs you not to file a report cause that's her third wreck this month
 
#6,594 ·
A lady almost drove into the corner of mine today. She decided to pull out from a stop sign when I was right infront of her. I'm just waiting for an impact watching her car come closer and closer out of the corner of my eye.... Didn't happen.....

People drive so badly I don't even try to avoid them anymore if they hit me they hit me.

Which leads me to...

You know you drive a TJ when you wait for someone to hit you and pay for your new tube fenders and\or bumpers.
 
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