1 - newer jeep owners are envious because they spent three times as much for a vehicle that is less fun.
2 - You secretly have a contest in your garage to see which will win. Will there be a larger fluid puddle or more loose rust on the garage floor each time you pull it put.
3 - You drive a manual but avoid using second until your baby warms up.
4 - After washing and waxing, you WD40 the door hinges.
5 - You never heard of power windows
6 - You are on a first name basis with the manager at the local auto parts store.
7 - No oner ever tries to race you at a light.
10 - If busted for speeding it was for going less than 70 mph.
11 - You drive the only vehicle both owned by 16 year old girls and 70 year old men and both think they are cool.
12 - Your doors have faded at a different rate then the rest of the jeep.
Now you guys add some.
2 - You secretly have a contest in your garage to see which will win. Will there be a larger fluid puddle or more loose rust on the garage floor each time you pull it put.
3 - You drive a manual but avoid using second until your baby warms up.
4 - After washing and waxing, you WD40 the door hinges.
5 - You never heard of power windows
6 - You are on a first name basis with the manager at the local auto parts store.
7 - No oner ever tries to race you at a light.
10 - If busted for speeding it was for going less than 70 mph.
11 - You drive the only vehicle both owned by 16 year old girls and 70 year old men and both think they are cool.
12 - Your doors have faded at a different rate then the rest of the jeep.
Now you guys add some.