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Old 06-06-2013, 03:27 PM   #1
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Question Are You A Pilot?

An old Marine Pilot sat down at the Starbucks, still wearing his old USMC flight jacket and ordered a cup of coffee.

As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the pilot and asked, Are you a real pilot?

He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying planes, first Stearmans, then the early Grummans... flew a Wildcat and Corsair in WWII, and later in the Korean conflict, Banshees and Cougars. I've taught more than 260 people to fly and given rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot, and you, what are you?

She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked:

"Are you a real pilot?"

He replied: 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.'



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Q. How do you know if there's a pilot in the room?
A. He'll tell you.
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Old 06-06-2013, 03:55 PM   #4
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Now that's some funny junk right there....
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I love that all my Rough N' Tough hard core wheeler buddies are self proclaimed Lesbians. It's always so nice when you all men get in touch with your softer side

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Old 06-06-2013, 10:16 PM   #7
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I love that all my Rough N' Tough hard core wheeler buddies are self proclaimed Lesbians. It's always so nice when you all men get in touch with your softer side

Wonder if we'll be seeing a bunch of rainbow stickers on their Jeeps

Maybe Jeff should order the Meet & Greet t-shirts in pink next time I mean I'd wear it proudly
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Old 06-07-2013, 02:24 PM   #8
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An old Marine Pilot sat down at the Starbucks, still wearing his old USMC flight jacket and ordered a cup of coffee.

As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the pilot and asked, Are you a real pilot?

He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying planes, first Stearmans, then the early Grummans... flew a Wildcat and Corsair in WWII, and later in the Korean conflict, Banshees and Cougars. I've taught more than 260 people to fly and given rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot, and you, what are you?

She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked:

"Are you a real pilot?"

He replied: 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.'


That is some funny stuff right there, made me laugh out loud in my office. Thanks for the chuckle of the week.
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That is some funny stuff right there, made me laugh out loud in my office. Thanks for the chuckle of the week.
Hehe!! I thought so too. :-P
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