Lol, for some reason, in my vivid imagination, I ended picturing the scenario of the first encounter.
Cut scene to a resident homeless guy peeing in the bushes suddenly curling up in seemingly agonizing pain, and a young woman running out the adjacent building to assist:
Young Woman: "What's wrong, bud? You got a kidney stone or something? I've been watchin' you take a leak for years out that window there and you really look like you're hurting today. Plus, your johnson's lookin' a little limp! You better get that checked out pal! Just saying..."
Cut to homeless man's face, a perplexed, and baffled face, tugging on his over grown beard, speechless, but with a glimmer in his eye like he'd just seen an angel...
Homeless Man (Thinking): "An... an angel... and she noticed my johnson..."
Okay that's enough!