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Old 01-09-2013, 07:45 PM   #31
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Lol, for some reason, in my vivid imagination, I ended picturing the scenario of the first encounter.

Cut scene to a resident homeless guy peeing in the bushes suddenly curling up in seemingly agonizing pain, and a young woman running out the adjacent building to assist:

The Encounter

Young Woman: "What's wrong, bud? You got a kidney stone or something? I've been watchin' you take a leak for years out that window there and you really look like you're hurting today. Plus, your johnson's lookin' a little limp! You better get that checked out pal! Just saying..."

Cut to homeless man's face, a perplexed, and baffled face, tugging on his over grown beard, speechless, but with a glimmer in his eye like he'd just seen an angel...

Homeless Man (Thinking): "An... an angel... and she noticed my johnson..."

Okay that's enough!

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