Let me get this straight.. the guy driving a highschool girls first car is clowning on your jeep. A vehicle you could park on his ugly slant nose generic ripoff styled hood without much effort.
He does know cavs are considered throwaway cars right? you can get them on clist for 800-1000 here,... hundreds of them across the states. He may as well paint it pink, put a big bow on the top, and drive around in a clown suit.
Or you can tell him "whoa whoa whoa... don't speak to me until the doctors up your testosterone supplements for have a cute car"
Ask him when his little hotwheels is gonna grow up and be a big car.
Your lugnuts require more torque than his entire motor creates..
Faster? sure.. until he pops a plastic tire off the car.
Didn't toys'r'us quit selling those cavaliers cause they where unsafe for children...I heard they fall down trying to push it keeping up with bicycles.
Tell him you'll race his box.. $500 you pick the terrain.
Or I used to tell the ricer boys $500 dig race, hook a rope up and race in opposite directions see who wins.
He is talking about your jeep in a car that has to dodge potholes and can get stuck in wet grass.
When his ac goes out, he gets to sweat while you can remove everything.
How well does that cav pull a trailer with 4 wheelers or jetski's on it? exactly.
I wrecked my cj7, rolled it, hit stuff, moved stuff and it ran and drive the day I sold 12 years ago it and is still running to this day. How well do you think that cav will last in those conditions.
He is driving around in a overly mass produced (where quantity over quality was the key), horribly styled economy, underpowered, noframe/non unibody junk box that holds it's value like a polished elephant turd.
Seriously... This guy has NOTHING on you.