9 things I hate about people

RIPBiker13 · 12-07-2007, 11:40 PM

I thought this was funny and wanted to share it with you fine people.

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V.. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

orange05tj · 12-08-2007, 12:09 AM

#9 is the best.

02Prove · 12-08-2007, 10:17 AM

Dennis Leary?

woody_k · 12-08-2007, 10:50 AM

One of my favorites, well it isn't a spoken thing, is....

you are standing at the elevator and the button is lit up. Someone comes in and pushes the button...again and again. Like that is really going to make the elevator move faster.

Also there you are standing at a controlled crosswalk waiting for the light to change so you can cross. Someone else comes up and pushes the button repeatedly and ask "did you already push the button?" I always tell them in a straight face that one push lets "them" know you want to cross and the next cancels that out. How many times did you push that button because we may be standing here a long time if stopped on a cancel.

SPDSNYPR · 12-08-2007, 07:42 PM

Sounds like George Carlin.

nicolas-eric · 12-08-2007, 08:05 PM

woody_k · 12-08-2007, 09:55 PM

My Wife just told me one...

My Wife manages a Christian Bookstore. Of course like any bookstore they sell Bibles.

She told me she gets customers in asking if 1. They sell Bibles and 2. They only want the Holy Bible and not any of those other ones.

sgnellett · 12-08-2007, 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by woody_k

My Wife just told me one...

My Wife manages a Christian Bookstore. Of course like any bookstore they sell Bibles.

She told me she gets customers in asking if 1. They sell Bibles and 2. They only want the Holy Bible and not any of those other ones.

That sounds kinda intolerant!

RIPBiker13 · 12-08-2007, 10:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by woody_k

My Wife just told me one...

My Wife manages a Christian Bookstore. Of course like any bookstore they sell Bibles.

She told me she gets customers in asking if 1. They sell Bibles and 2. They only want the Holy Bible and not any of those other ones.

cavediverjc · 12-09-2007, 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by woody_k

My Wife just told me one...

My Wife manages a Christian Bookstore. Of course like any bookstore they sell Bibles.

She told me she gets customers in asking if 1. They sell Bibles and 2. They only want the Holy Bible and not any of those other ones.

You know what you never see?...........ADULT Christian Bookstores.

activelydying · 12-09-2007, 12:18 PM

Only 9!!! This should be a never ending list.

skeeter · 12-09-2007, 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cavediverjc

You know what you never see?...........ADULT Christian Bookstores.

My buddies wife used to manage the website for a Christian audio book company, they had "Christian" romance novels. According to my buddy, they were really boring.

woody_k · 12-09-2007, 06:30 PM

By "other ones" they meant not the NIV or New American Standard or King James versions.

Yes some of those so called "romance" novels are really boring and many of the action ones are too.
I could go on but it would be OT to the OP.

**ccain** · 12-10-2007, 01:00 PM

Well if you want my opinion..... There are 6 billion people on the planet....and 5 and a half of them need to go! I'll be damn glad when the finally colonize other planets!!!

12-07-2007, 11:40 PM	#1
RIPBiker13 Jeeper Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: El Paso Posts: 3,312	9 things I hate about people I thought this was funny and wanted to share it with you fine people. 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V.. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually. 3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses! 5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor. 6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new. 8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer? 9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass? __________________ -0lllllll0- "If I were going to give people one clue as to how to achieve true happiness, it would be this: Find something you would die for, and live for that." -Unknown Big Pimpin' Little Jeepin' Over The Top Flexpose' CLICK ME!

12-08-2007, 12:09 AM	#2
orange05tj Jeeper Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Stop having a boring tuna. Stop having a boring life. Posts: 3,519	#9 is the best. __________________ Your gonna be in a great mood all day because your gonna be slapping your troubles away

12-08-2007, 10:17 AM	#3
02Prove I luv bourbonz! Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Horn Lake, MS Posts: 2,614	Dennis Leary? __________________ "So long as the presence of death lurks with anyone who goes through the simple act of swallowing, I will make mine whiskey." W. C. Fields Sometimes the best laid plans never get you laid the way you planned.

12-08-2007, 08:05 PM	#6
nicolas-eric Jeeper Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Hamburg, Germany Posts: 5,460	__________________ Runicon Pics

12-09-2007, 12:18 PM	#11
activelydying Jeeper Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Purgatory Posts: 3,211	Only 9!!! This should be a never ending list. __________________ "I owe nothing to my brothers, nor do I gather debts from them. I ask none to live for me, nor do I live for any others. I covet no man's soul, nor is my soul theirs to covet"

12-08-2007, 10:50 AM	#4
woody_k Jeeper Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Redlands, ca Posts: 303	One of my favorites, well it isn't a spoken thing, is.... you are standing at the elevator and the button is lit up. Someone comes in and pushes the button...again and again. Like that is really going to make the elevator move faster. Also there you are standing at a controlled crosswalk waiting for the light to change so you can cross. Someone else comes up and pushes the button repeatedly and ask "did you already push the button?" I always tell them in a straight face that one push lets "them" know you want to cross and the next cancels that out. How many times did you push that button because we may be standing here a long time if stopped on a cancel.

12-08-2007, 07:42 PM	#5
SPDSNYPR Jeeper Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: behind you . . . . Posts: 441	Sounds like George Carlin.

12-08-2007, 09:55 PM	#7
woody_k Jeeper Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Redlands, ca Posts: 303	My Wife just told me one... My Wife manages a Christian Bookstore. Of course like any bookstore they sell Bibles. She told me she gets customers in asking if 1. They sell Bibles and 2. They only want the Holy Bible and not any of those other ones.

12-09-2007, 06:30 PM	#13
woody_k Jeeper Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Redlands, ca Posts: 303	By "other ones" they meant not the NIV or New American Standard or King James versions. Yes some of those so called "romance" novels are really boring and many of the action ones are too. I could go on but it would be OT to the OP.

12-10-2007, 01:00 PM	#14
ccain Taste the milky power! WF Lifetime Member ::WF Moderator:: Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Calcium City, Milkquarious Posts: 5,303	Well if you want my opinion..... There are 6 billion people on the planet....and 5 and a half of them need to go! I'll be damn glad when the finally colonize other planets!!! __________________ Old age and treachery will beat youth and enthusiasm any day.

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