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Old 06-08-2008, 05:20 PM   #1
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A New Choice.

Can we throw this hat into the Presidential election ring? Seems like a better choice than what we have running now.

LUCKNOW, India - He's a revered Hindu monkey god. And now, he's the chairman of an Indian business school.

Hanuman, the popular god known for his strength and valor, has been named official chairman of the recently opened Sardar Bhagat Singh College of Technology and Management in northern India, a school official said Saturday.

The position comes with an incense-filled office, a desk and a laptop computer. Four chairs will be placed facing the empty seat reserved for the chairman and all visitors must enter the office barefoot, said Vivek Kangdi, the school's vice chairman.

"It is our belief that any job that has the blessings of Lord Hanuman is bound to be a success," said Kangdi.

All Hindus know that Hanuman can lift mountains and leap oceans, but ancient texts make no mention of his business acumen.

"When we were looking for a chairman for our institution, we scanned many big names in the field of technology and management. Ultimately, we settled for Lord Hanuman, as none was bigger than him," Kangdi said.

Hanuman is one of the most popular gods in the crowded pantheon of Hindu deities. His most famous feat, as described in the Hindu epic the Ramayana, was leading a monkey army to fight the demon King Ravana and rescue a kidnapped princess.

The Sardar Bhagat Singh College in Lucknow, the capital of Uttar Pradesh, India's most populous state, awards bachelor's degrees in engineering and management. The school opened last year.

Disclaimer: I am NOT making fun of anyone's religion. I AM poking fun at the choices we have for POTUS!!!

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Old 06-08-2008, 06:31 PM   #2
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Well it goes against my beliefs but if steaming pile of cow dung was on the ballot I would probably vote for it over the others. I don't even know if I will vote this year. I can't decide on which is the lessor of all the other evils.

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Old 06-08-2008, 07:09 PM   #3
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Leading an army of monkeys would make this god uniquely qualified to deal with congress!!!
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It's scary to think that as a joke Dare that last post has a certain level of truth.
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Old 06-09-2008, 06:02 PM   #5
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Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best
patients to operate on.

The first surgeon, from New York, says, "I like to see accountants
on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

The second surgeon, from Chicago, responds, "Yeah, but you should
try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."

The third surgeon, from Dallas, says, "No, I really think librarians
are the best since everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in, "You know, I like
construction workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few
parts left over."

But the fifth surgeon, from Washington, DC shut them all up when he
observed, "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no spine, and the head and the ass are
interchangeable."
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I really appreciate that your joke separated Electricians from Construction Workers.

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