10-22-2008, 11:50 AM
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Central Sierra
A sound investment in a market in turmoil
This is good advice.
Posted by Dayguy at 4x4him
During this unbelievable turmoil on the market, here?s the best investment advice I have heard so far:
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines
one year ago, you would have $49.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year
ago, you would have $33.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers
one year ago, you would have $0.00 today.
But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year
ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you would have received $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg Plan.
Call me, 1-800-401-KEGS, if you are interested in getting more detailed info on this proven plan that works well during a deep recession time.
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