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Old 10-22-2008, 10:50 AM   #1
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A sound investment in a market in turmoil

This is good advice.

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During this unbelievable turmoil on the market, here?s the best investment advice I have heard so far:

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines
one year ago, you would have $49.00 today.

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year
ago, you would have $33.00 today.

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers
one year ago, you would have $0.00 today.

But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year
ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you would have received $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg Plan.

Call me, 1-800-401-KEGS, if you are interested in getting more detailed info on this proven plan that works well during a deep recession time.

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Old 10-22-2008, 11:08 AM   #2
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I knew I've been investing wisely.

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Old 10-22-2008, 11:15 AM   #3
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Makes me want to start drinking again.
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Old 10-22-2008, 08:28 PM   #4
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Guess you're screwed if you drink bottles...
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Old 10-22-2008, 09:22 PM   #5
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Guess you're screwed if you drink bottles...
x2! WTF?
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Guess you're screwed if you drink bottles...
You can still recycle glass.
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???? depends on location. ...call your local recycling center.
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yup all i drink from is glass....bummer

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