To my darling husband,
Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pickup truck when I turned into the driveway.
Fortunately I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me. I was coming home, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the gas instead of the brake, and Bang!
Although the garage door is slightly bent, the pickup fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your sports car. I'm really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you, my darling sweetheart. I am enclosing a picture of the accident for you.
I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.
Your loving wife,
Oh, by the way, Your f---ing girlfriend called the other day!
Yes, that is (was) a red Ferrari.