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Old 02-13-2007, 06:51 PM   #1
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Talking About that car honey

To my darling husband,

Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pickup truck when I turned into the driveway.

Fortunately I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me. I was coming home, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the gas instead of the brake, and Bang!

Although the garage door is slightly bent, the pickup fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your sports car. I'm really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you, my darling sweetheart. I am enclosing a picture of the accident for you.

I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.
Your loving wife,
XXX

Oh, by the way, Your f---ing girlfriend called the other day!



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Old 02-13-2007, 06:54 PM   #2
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Old 02-13-2007, 06:57 PM   #3
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Old 02-13-2007, 07:07 PM   #4
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That is why...

Never let your GF call the house!
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Old 02-13-2007, 07:13 PM   #5
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Now you tell me!

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Why could you not have told me that 2 Wives and 5 cars ago!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
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Don't let them take thier car in for an oil change as well -
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Ouch!!!!, it hurts to just see the picture.
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Don't let them take thier car in for an oil change as well -
I know this one has to be fuuny!

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