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Old 11-17-2010, 02:21 PM   #31
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Dropping my drawers now. Should have had my camera on hand, because now I have to shuffle around with my pants around my ankles looking for my camera. Oh yeah, I lost it. Guess I'll ask one of these nice little old ladies here at the Bingo parlor if I can borrow one of their iPhones. Why are they all looking at me like that? Gotta run!!

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Old 11-18-2010, 07:49 AM   #32
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Hey, she is apparently delightfully unaware of the images generated by her rear view.... I'd like to see any of you guys pics from the rear so we can critique them...... Mine for one looks nothing like that..... Older, saggier, and much, much smaller.....
Hey that gives me an ideal for a new gallery category! Jeep butts!

...wait that might not be a good idea, I know no one wants to see my fat ass and I definately don't want to see any of the guys butts on here.

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Old 11-18-2010, 08:13 AM   #33
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just like always. we go from booze to a$$e$. in a flash. it must be the Absinth talking.
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Old 11-18-2010, 08:19 AM   #34
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Dropping my drawers now. Should have had my camera on hand, because now I have to shuffle around with my pants around my ankles looking for my camera. Oh yeah, I lost it. Guess I'll ask one of these nice little old ladies here at the Bingo parlor if I can borrow one of their iPhones. Why are they all looking at me like that? Gotta run!!
Its amazing how such an innocent thread about a fun loving past time can go so wrong. Now lets get back on topic.

...so I went to the liquor store yesterday after reading the first part of this thread to pick up a bottle of Lucid Absinthe. I have a bad habit when i'm in the ABC store of just picking up what I want and paying with the credit card without checking the price. When I get home I see the recipt and think, DAMN $62 for a 750ml bottle! I mean this is some kickin stuff.
Later in the evening Im outside cleaning the hot tub for the wife and I decide to go in and fix a drink. I fix a couple drinks with the sugar cube and all and i'm enjoying all the mystique and crap when I realize I really don't care for the taste. So I revert back to my youthful habit of just taking shots...Man what a rush!
So I'm cleaning the hot tub and all of a sudden I start loosing vision in my right eye! I'm freaking out! I think to myself, damn I feel okay just a little woosie. I keep going but it just doesn't get any better so I go in the house and into the bathroom to check and see if my eyes are red and damn! One of the lenses has fallen out of my glasses!
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^ hahaha that's a great story!! The lucid is darn expensive it's on sale this week for 46 which is still outrageous! That's what happens when you take straight shots, can't say we didn't warn ya!! "one of the lenses had fallen out of my glasses" I have this great mental picture of you cleaning the hot tub with a pair of red rimmed bifocals drunk with one lens missing....
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Please they weren't red! HaHa!
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