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Old 09-29-2008, 12:02 AM   #1
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Allie is a TRAITOR!

Okay guys...

Where did I go wrong?

When Allie was ten she learned to drive on the YO Ranch in my 2003 Jeep Wrangler Rubicon.

We have wheeled together dozens of time in that Jeep.

She also drove:
  • our 2002 Liberty Limited
  • our 2005 Jeep Grand Cherokee Limited
  • our 2006 Jeep Liberty Limited (Her Jeep now)
  • my 2007 Jeep Wrangler Rubicon

Now she has a 20 year old BF who drives of all things a FORD FX4 Truck.

And on top of that he has an ATV and now look!!!

She is wheeling and ATV!





Where did I go wrong???


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all I need is a name.

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I can fix this for you.......


all I need is a name.


I gets worse!

Now she wants one!

OH THE SHAME!
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Do you mean traitor because I thought you meant she was trading stocks.
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Do you mean traitor because I thought you meant she was trading stocks.
Can't you see his typing skills are damned by his frustration.
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Can't you see his typing skills are damned by his frustration.

YEAH what he said!


But Tiny... Feel free to fix that for me...
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hey ford makes some unreliable cars sometimes, but god damnit they can make a good truck!

my 94 ford ranger had 275k miles on it until i sold it for 2500$
that thing was sick, completely stock would beat most people i raced (mostly average guys at work, including an 04 nissan sentra S, a 04-06 civic, a 95 GTI, and a souped up toyota echo)
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It's okay Jeeptales. One day that POS will break down in the middle of no where, or he will get it stuck in a tiny little puddle and she will remember the light
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hey i am twenty, how old is your daughter. i honestly wouldn't worry about it the jeep bug will hit her when that sap breakes her heart, thats when you call good old special j hear to come over and make things all better. once she see's my jeep she will never go anywhere else. ahahahahahaha. by the way your a lucky dad, but at the same time...i feel very very sorry for you... your daughter is HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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hey i am twenty, how old is your daughter. i honestly wouldn't worry about it the jeep bug will hit her when that sap breakes her heart, thats when you call good old special j hear to come over and make things all better. once she see's my jeep she will never go anywhere else. ahahahahahaha. by the way your a lucky dad, but at the same time...i feel very very sorry for you... your daughter is HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks... I think. She is "16"

I guess it's a good thing she looks a lot more like her mom than me!


As we were leaving for church I told her she could take the Rubi to the sand hills if she wanted to. She passed and said she was going to drive the Truck this time. But not before she left hijacked my First aid kit, my Fire Extinguisher, a few tow straps and my tool box...

While they were there she pulled a few HS friends out of the sand who were stuck in their Sammies and a Stock older Toy truck.

All of a sudden; since she started dating a 20yr old guy her HS Stock has shot through the roof. I bet she gets 80 text a day from guys who want to ask her out. She has tons of friends on her myspace page.

My wife really like this kid so he might stick around for a while. WHO KNOWS.
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You should have used reverse philosophy... "NO, you cannot drive my Jeep, etc, etc."

It's always the things they can't have that they gravitate to the most. That reminds me, I better lock away the SAW 3 video my son was askign about.

What's wrong with Ford? It's not like it's a Toyota or something else foreign...Sheesh.!
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You should have used reverse philosophy... "NO, you cannot drive my Jeep, etc, etc."

It's always the things they can't have that they gravitate to the most. That reminds me, I better lock away the SAW 3 video my son was askign about.

What's wrong with Ford? It's not like it's a Toyota or something else foreign...Sheesh.!
The only thing is wrong is that it is not spelled J.E.E.P.
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They circled the problem right on the front.
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She's 16 and dating a 20, hmmm, I'm not cool with that.
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She's 16 and dating a 20, hmmm, I'm not cool with that.
Have to call a ditto here. Me neither.
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She is a smart kid...

I'd like to think we raised her right.

My wife loves this boy...

I'm trusting her to make the right decisions.
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Wow...you guys are hardcore. A little misguided, but hardcore.
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there is a reason all the high school guys want to date her after she dated someone that old, but i beleive that you raised a good girl and a good girl i'm sure she is. sorry that probobly sounds out of line, i am 20, and i remember dating girls in high school when i was younger...well anyways have fun with that. and like i said, the ladies love the jeep..she will come around
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Not a problem and I understand what you guys are saying... Believe me... a Long long long time ago I was 20.

I think more than anything most of the guys her age are all moth breathers and she just wanted to spend time with someone who could talk about more than the latest episode of JackAss.
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good lord i tell you, i date some younger girls now, good greif they are so superficial, and i see alot of people that they hang out with and they are the same way..good luck.
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Hey tales... Man, where do I start?

He's 20 and your daughter and you wife are both crazy about him?!

I've seen less than respectable movies with that same situation as the plot.

j/k, I'm sure the nut didn't fall far from the tree. She'll be back in a Jeep soon. It's just a phase. But if she comes home in a Prius, it's time to lay the law down!
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They circled the problem right on the front.

Care to line what you got up against my FORD? The circle you see will be the one I am running around you! (I bleed Ford blue!!!)


That guy is way too.......UGLY for your daughter!! HA HA HA!!!
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Just some ribbing there Cherokee. I've own a few ford trucks. Liked all but one.

I just laugh at the whole chevy, ford, dodge/mopar. rivalry. I've owned them all. And I'll pick on all of them.

But I'll line up with you if you wish... just have to come to me....I aint worried about your pony, All I have to do is swerve at the starting line....
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Just some ribbing there Cherokee. I've own a few ford trucks. Liked all but one.

I just laugh at the whole chevy, ford, dodge/mopar. rivalry. I've owned them all. And I'll pick on all of them.

But I'll line up with you if you wish... just have to come to me....I aint worried about your pony, All I have to do is swerve at the starting line....
yeah i've owned them all, and they all suck, 2 ford trucks, toyota, nissan, crystler/dodge, and then i drove a chevy that broke, so that counts too.
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fyi..

im 20, work through the ibew, drive a 99 lifted sahara and a 06 dodge charger r/t.. and willing to date your daughter =D

i dont know if my current gf would approve tho

oh and fords make me puke
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im 20, work through the ibew, drive a 99 lifted sahara and a 06 dodge charger r/t.. and willing to date your daughter =D

i dont know if my current gf would approve tho

oh and fords make me puke

Dang you were almost perfect...

Except she like the Yankees! I don't think this will work!

But it would make for a good fight.
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Dang you were almost perfect...

Except she like the Yankees! I don't think this will work!

But it would make for a good fight.


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im 20, work through the ibew, drive a 99 lifted sahara and a 06 dodge charger r/t.. and willing to date your daughter =D

i dont know if my current gf would approve tho

oh and fords make me puke

A few years ago Allie and her mom spent six weeks vacationing on the East Coast...

They saw a Boston play @ NY and the Yankees play in Bean-town. Not what you would call a well behaved bunch.

Talk about just add alcohol... what a bunch of misguided fans all she could tell me is it's not a safe place for a nice girl.

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