An Old Marine - Jeep Wrangler Forum
Jeep Wrangler Forum

Go Back   Jeep Wrangler Forum > General Discussion Forums > Off-Topic

Join Wrangler Forum Today


Reply
 
Thread Tools

Please support our sponsors and let them know you heard about them on WranglerForum.com
Old 05-04-2010, 12:19 PM   #1
I luv bourbonz!
 
02Prove's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Bartlett, TN
Posts: 3,089
An Old Marine

Old Marine

You'd think if you've lived to be 75, you would know who you are,
But then along comes someone to explain how it really is. . . .



An old Marine sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him...
She turned to the Marine and asked, 'Are you a real Marine?' He replied, 'Well, I've spent a great part of my life in the Marine uniform, in Marine units, fighting wars, shooting weapons, training young Marines, spit-shining shoes and boots, going to the rifle & pistol ranges and doing all the things Marines do, so I guess I am a Marine.'

She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'

The two sat sipping in silence. A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old Marine and asked, 'Are you a real Marine?' He replied, 'Well, I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.

__________________
"So long as the presence of death lurks with anyone who goes through the simple act of swallowing, I will make mine whiskey."
W. C. Fields
02Prove is offline   Quote Quick Reply
Old 05-04-2010, 12:26 PM   #2
Jeeper
 
TheTJRod's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Northern Virginia
Posts: 1,369
HAHAHA... That is awesome. Going to send that around my office as everyone in my office is a former marine except two people that are navy.

__________________
'03 TJ Sport / D30/Ford9 / 35x12.5x15 KM2 / D window black steel 15x8 wheels / 3" custom long arm lift / SYE & 1350 DS / JKS BL / 1" MML / Smittybilt's front bumper, Tube fenders, Rocker guards, and rear bumper / High Rock Tire Carrier
Just bought a True Hi9 rear and a D44 front, both with ARB's and 4.88 gears!! Check out the build!
TheTJRod is offline   Quote Quick Reply
Old 05-04-2010, 03:11 PM   #3
Jeeper
 
RatherBNarizona's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Arizona
Posts: 12,283
hahah made my day!
RatherBNarizona is offline   Quote Quick Reply
Old 05-04-2010, 04:52 PM   #4
I HAVE A BELLYBUTTON!

WF Supporting Member
 
cavediverjc's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: On the grassy knoll...
Posts: 7,101
I've heard that joke told with a lumberjack, but I like the Marine better......
__________________
Americans sleep safely in their beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do them harm...

Happiness is a Barrett M82A1 .50 caliber and a target at least a click out........

I come in peace. I didn't bring artillery. But I'm pleading with you with tears in my eyes, if you f**k with me, I'll kill you all.....
cavediverjc is online now   Quote Quick Reply
Old 05-04-2010, 05:13 PM   #5
that's what she said

WF Supporting Member
 
jgano23's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: \m/-_-\m/
Posts: 16,482
Send a message via AIM to jgano23 Send a message via Yahoo to jgano23
that made me
jgano23 is offline   Quote Quick Reply
Reply

Quick Reply
Message:
Options

Register Now

In order to be able to post messages on the Jeep Wrangler Forum forums, you must first register.
Please enter your desired user name, your email address and other required details in the form below.
User Name:
Password
Please enter a password for your user account. Note that passwords are case-sensitive.
Password:
Confirm Password:
Email Address
Please enter a valid email address for yourself.
Email Address:

Log-in

Human Verification

In order to verify that you are a human and not a spam bot, please enter the answer into the following box below based on the instructions contained in the graphic.



Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are Off
Refbacks are Off


Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Disappointing Marine Recruitment Expereince jpdocdave Off-Topic 58 09-22-2009 02:44 PM
Marine speakers? Help with advice! Ayo Communications and Electronics 19 09-21-2009 11:22 AM
marine grade pyro Communications and Electronics 5 04-07-2009 11:44 PM
marine audio spanky Communications and Electronics 18 06-10-2008 08:40 AM
Can I use a Marine VHF radio as a CB? bernm8r Communications and Electronics 6 05-20-2008 07:46 PM



Download our Mobile App

» Featured Product

All times are GMT -5. The time now is 04:01 PM.



Jeep®, Wrangler, Liberty, Wagoneer, Cherokee, and Grand Cherokee are copyrighted and trademarked to Chrysler Motors LLC.
Wranglerforum.com is not in any way associated with the Chrysler Motors LLC