05-04-2010, 12:19 PM
I luv bourbonz!
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Bartlett, TN
An Old Marine
You'd think if you've lived to be 75, you would know who you are,
But then along comes someone to explain how it really is. . . .
An old Marine sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him...
She turned to the Marine and asked, 'Are you a real Marine?' He replied, 'Well, I've spent a great part of my life in the Marine uniform, in Marine units, fighting wars, shooting weapons, training young Marines, spit-shining shoes and boots, going to the rifle & pistol ranges and doing all the things Marines do, so I guess I am a Marine.'
She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'
The two sat sipping in silence. A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old Marine and asked, 'Are you a real Marine?' He replied, 'Well, I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.
"So long as the presence of death lurks with anyone who goes through the simple act of swallowing, I will make mine whiskey."
W. C. Fields