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Old 11-21-2007, 01:29 PM   #1
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And the bibles, they are a thumpin'

so today is drop off the folks who want to 'witness' to the everyone who is unfortunate enough to be home.

All dressed in black and with books under their arms I thought wow, they are early (I was expecting someone for a meeting but an hour later)

Nope these men wanted to help me find the light of Jesus.

Humm Jesus lost his light and needs me to help find it huh?

I wonder if it is one of those mini mag lights, I like those...

"hello there brother..."

"Sorry guys I am not really on the god team, enjoy the rest of your day"

"not on the god team?"

"yes, a non beliver if you will..... no god"

"oh you need......"

" no.. Really, no Heaven, no life after death"

" well, if you give me a moment.."

"Leave and don't come back, if you do, I will prove to you there is no life after death."

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Old 11-21-2007, 01:48 PM   #2
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HA.... I like that approach...

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Old 11-21-2007, 01:52 PM   #3
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I just can't quite decide how to respond to this.........

It needs a response, but it just defies........I just don't know......

Whether you believe or not, I'm just not sure why you would brag about threatening someone with their life. And if you didn't why would say you did on here......?

Feeling a little small today are we and need to stroke the ego on the internet.....?

So sad.............
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Old 11-21-2007, 01:57 PM   #5
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I just can't quite decide how to respond to this.........
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It's called humor,

try it sometime.
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Old 11-21-2007, 01:58 PM   #6
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Yep, I took it hook, line, and sinker.........
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Humor works better when it's funny...
BTW, for the record, non Christian here so my beliefs don't color my opinion.
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Old 11-21-2007, 02:06 PM   #8
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It's called humor,

try it sometime.
I see from your avatar that you must be Bob..........How are the pills working?
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Old 11-21-2007, 02:43 PM   #9
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Humor works better when it's funny...
BTW, for the record, non Christian here so my beliefs don't color my opinion.

Oh, that’s no problem, since our senses of humor differ, I will do my best to get an advance copy to you of any post I make that have a humorous undertone or overt hilarity. This will give you a chance to

1. Figure it out for yourself,
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2. Offer edits or tips to make it uproariously funny.

As I a rather new user to this forum, I was unaware of the criteria to get your stamp of approval.

Sorry about all of that.
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I see from your avatar that you must be Bob..........How are the pills working?
I'm smiling..
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Oh, that’s no problem, since our senses of humor differ, I will do my best to get an advance copy to you of any post I make that have a humorous undertone or overt hilarity. This will give you a chance to

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or
2. Offer edits or tips to make it uproariously funny.

As I a rather new user to this forum, I was unaware of the criteria to get your stamp of approval.

Sorry about all of that.
Forward those to me please. Before you post anything...ever...
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Forward those to me please. Before you post anything...ever...
you bet!
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Oh, that’s no problem, since our senses of humor differ, I will do my best to get an advance copy to you of any post I make that have a humorous undertone or overt hilarity. This will give you a chance to

1. Figure it out for yourself,

or
2. Offer edits or tips to make it uproariously funny.

As I a rather new user to this forum, I was unaware of the criteria to get your stamp of approval.

Sorry about all of that.
Why would you need my approval? I don't work here.
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Old 11-21-2007, 03:10 PM   #14
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On one hand, joking about religion is never a good idea. Politics, on the other hand, is fair game.
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Old 11-21-2007, 03:13 PM   #15
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Some people are just too sensitive...

Then there are those who thrive on being as big of an ass as humaly possible on teh intrawebz.

...the rest of us are normal.
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Old 11-21-2007, 04:25 PM   #16
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I'll bet those guys are posting on the bible thumper forum right now about how this guy they met today was blinded to the light of Jesus. They are probably laughing at much at you as you are at them.
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Old 11-21-2007, 04:44 PM   #17
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Naw, on second thought, they probably prayed for your welfare as soon as they were out of sight!
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Old 11-21-2007, 05:04 PM   #18
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...the rest of us are normal.


Are you including yourself in that?
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Are you including yourself in that?
NeVaRrR!!!!
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Good, I was worried you were deluding yourself.
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Old 11-21-2007, 07:04 PM   #21
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I'm just as normal as you are. We all are unique... just like everybody else.
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Old 11-21-2007, 07:18 PM   #22
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Who said I was normal? That's a dirty lie, take it back.

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