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Old 02-20-2006, 03:08 PM   #1
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Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southern/Republican?

My choice was an easy one.

Here is a little test that will help you decide.
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> The answer can be found by posing the following
> question:
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> You're walking down a deserted street with your
> wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist
> with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you,
> screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and
> charges at you. You are carrying a Glock Cal. 40, and you are
> an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?
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> Democrat's Answer:
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> Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
> Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and
knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of
message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be
content just to wound me, If I were to grab his knees and
hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this happier,
healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some
friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.


> __________________________________________________ _______________

Republican's Answer:
BANG!
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Southern Republican's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! click...(sounds of reloading). BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click

Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?

Son: Git-r-Dun Pop! Can I shoot the next one!
Wife: You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!

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LMAO that was GREAT!!

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Old 03-10-2006, 09:26 AM   #3
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ROFLMAO......OH MY GOD!!!! I'm sitting here in the office and just BURST out in laughing....everyone is looking at me like I've lost it.....that is classic.
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LMAO in today politics thats about right!!!
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Old 03-28-2006, 12:35 AM   #6
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Oh Yeah Bang Bang Bang.

I say shoot the hell out of him HAHAHAHAHAHA. with a 45.
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Old 03-29-2006, 10:39 AM   #7
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That was extremely funny.......best one I have heard in a long time!!!!!!!!! Still lmao.........
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Old 04-05-2006, 06:25 PM   #8
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Southern Democrat’s Answer:

BANG! BANG!
Then shooting in the air at the National Guard coming to help the family.

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! click...(sounds of reloading). BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click

Daughter: "Take the shit from the bastard"

Son: "Mother F***, It's Wal-Mart’s fault!! Let’s go loot them!"

Wife: "Where the HELL is FEMA with my check!!!"
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