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Old 12-03-2007, 08:47 PM   #31
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Does the Oracle know whats wrong with my junk?
http://www.wranglerforum.com/yj-chat...ved-13684.html
Also, I miss the McRib sandwich. You think they're gonna bring that one back?
Hmmm.... The Oracle believes you have a warn mainshaft bearing.

The McRib sandwich, as delicious as it was, is gone forever. You will have to pass through the great threashold in order to enjoy one ever again.

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Old 12-03-2007, 08:50 PM   #32
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Oh wise and mighty Oracle, should I girlie-fy my tattoo with vines, a waterfall or just leave it as is?
The answer has come to me from beyond....Ah yes...
A tattoo is a mystic stamp that reflects your soul... Do with it as you wish as long as it fits you.... Also... Nothing says "I love you Mom" like a heart with a dagger through it!

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Old 12-03-2007, 09:28 PM   #33
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Ok I spent a lot of time today trying to find the answer to this: What is the back spacing on a set of Champion Beadlocks, size 16x8.
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Old 12-03-2007, 09:28 PM   #34
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Nothing says "I love you Mom" like a heart with a dagger through it!

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You've seen my tattoo! You are truly all seeing. Or was that you looking in the window this morning?
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Old 12-03-2007, 09:45 PM   #35
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Ok I spent a lot of time today trying to find the answer to this: What is the back spacing on a set of Champion Beadlocks, size 16x8.
The mystic wheel masters are speaking to me! Ahh yes.... The answer you seek is:

The backspacing is 4.25 in.

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Old 12-03-2007, 09:52 PM   #36
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Because you touch yourself at night.

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Something tells me this will be a common answer on this thread!
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And the most important safety, I never put my booger hook on the bang switch unless I'm ready to fire.
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Old 12-03-2007, 09:54 PM   #37
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Something tells me this will be a common answer on this thread!
You must remember that the Oracle is ALL SEEING! You bunch of naughty freaks!

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How should I deal with someone who is either unwilling or unable to admit to his own stupidity?
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Old 12-03-2007, 10:18 PM   #39
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How should I deal with someone who is either unwilling or unable to admit to his own stupidity?

Ahh...one of the great mysteries. I can see the answer.

People are like Slinky's.... The really don't serve much purpose... But a lot of fun to watch when you push them down the stairs.

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Why couldn't Kyle Boller throw that Hail Mary another TWO FREAKING YARDS!?!?!
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Old 12-03-2007, 11:11 PM   #41
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Why couldn't Kyle Boller throw that Hail Mary another TWO FREAKING YARDS!?!?!
Hmm...The answer you seek is perplexing... For this one I must summon the spirit of Jimmy the Greek.... Ah yes.... Interesting.

Since he broke up with Tera Reid he's had to use that hand more than usuall... Thus the weakend throwing ability. Also the Ravens don't wanna screw their stats for the season....The Ravens had a 4 and 7 season this year. 4 arrests and 7 convictions.

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Ahhh...It's all clear now. Thanks!
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Ahh...one of the great mysteries. I can see the answer.

People are like Slinky's.... The really don't serve much purpose... But a lot of fun to watch when you push them down the stairs.

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This is by far the best bit of knowledge I will ever get from this forum. I will keep it and use it forever.
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Old 12-04-2007, 01:06 PM   #44
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Ahh...one of the great mysteries. I can see the answer.

People are like Slinky's.... The really don't serve much purpose... But a lot of fun to watch when you push them down the stairs.

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This is by far the best bit of knowledge I will ever get from this forum. I will keep it and use it forever.
Will this suffice when the police arrive and find me kicking the crap out of his twitching, bleeding remains?
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Old 12-04-2007, 06:18 PM   #45
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How come I can post when the front page of the forum is gone?
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Old 12-04-2007, 06:19 PM   #46
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Will this suffice when the police arrive and find me kicking the crap out of his twitching, bleeding remains?
Yes....the Oracle says... No body, No crime... You need a shovel, 1 bag of Lye and 6 bags of Quickcrete....

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Hmmm, how come you can't see the front page of the forum when I can?
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Old 12-04-2007, 06:23 PM   #48
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How come I can post when the front page of the forum is gone?

If the Mighty Brown, Spoted Tree Otter is scampering thru the forrest, and you are not there... Is he not still in the forrest?
There are mystical forces at work keeping the Oracle here for all to see...

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Old 12-04-2007, 07:22 PM   #49
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Oh Oracle..... how do the Otters get in the trees??
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Old 12-04-2007, 07:27 PM   #50
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Oh Oracle..... how do the Otters get in the trees??
The Mighty Brown Spotted Tree Otter leaps from tree to tree...They can fly you know?

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Old 12-04-2007, 07:58 PM   #51
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How come certain people think they can just put their foot down and end a discussion out of no where???
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Can the Oracle ask a question that he his omnipotent self cannot answer?

If the Oracle and Tiny got in a fist fight who would win?

Are women really always right?
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Old 12-04-2007, 08:10 PM   #53
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How come certain people think they can just put their foot down and end a discussion out of no where???
Hmm... That is one of life's great mysteries...
Ah... Yes... I can see the answer...

The answer you seek is complicated, however, you should never believe that what ever argument you venture into will be won. On the grand scale of things, your opponent may be wise enough to know he has the upper hand. You should not find fault with your own lotus blossom. Fore, it is glorious. Let not the lotus blossoms hide from the sun. Let them bask and become fruitful!

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Can the Oracle ask a question that he his omnipotent self cannot answer?
The Oracle is omnipotent. There is nothing the Oracle can not see! The Oracle knows all, sees all. The Oracle was here before and will be here long after! It is written!

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The Oracle would win. I would use my stealthy and cunning yet artful style of wisdom to confuse her... I would flick her nose...Then run like hell!

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Are women really always right?
Be not confused by the taunts that come from the fairer sex. They are crafty and wise. If you allow her to think she is correct. you will be able to master the art of sofa based sports watching. If you fail, you will be doomed to shopping and yard work.

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The Oracle would win. I would use my stealthy and cunning yet artful style of wisdom to confuse her... I would flick her nose...Then run like hell!
Does the oracle really think he can run faster than me?
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Does the oracle really think he can run faster than me?
HAHAHAHA...Oh my child! The Oracle does not think he can.... He knows he can. Question not the Oracle or you shall suffer his wrath!

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HAHAHAHA...Oh my child! The Oracle does not think he can.... He knows he can. Question not the Oracle or you shall suffer his wrath!

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What pray tell is this wrath you speak of?
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What pray tell is this wrath you speak of?

You dare tempt the Wrath of The Oracle! The fleas of a thousand camels shall infest your nether regions and the poo from a million monkeys shall fill your dinner plates!
The Wrath will commence right after the Oracle finishes his Cheese Curls!

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Should I be scared Oh Wrathy One?

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